"Relationships Are Like World Wars. After The First One Ended, Everyone Thought A Second One Wasn't Necessary."

"Relationships are like World Wars. After the first one ended, everyone thought a second one wasn't necessary."

-Mr. L, sometime probably

Crowley: So the tea is that-

Beelzebub: For the last godblessed time, Crowley, it’s a report of your monthly demonic activities, not tea! Refer to it correctly!

Crowley: Look, do you want the tea or not, buddy?

Roulx Kaard is the best dad and should be promoted to Greater Dad. I take no suggestions on this.

Hamlet Characters as Described by Me

One Hot Mess/Dramatic boi

Ew

Meh she didn’t technically do anything wrong but still ew

Whoops I died and Hamlet wtf you can’t even avenge me correctly

Hey, look at that, I survived the play (and low key Hamlet’s bf)

Hey, look at that, I survived the play 2.0

Yo We’re not spies! We’re good friends!

Crowley: So Armageddon didn’t work this time.

Aziraphale: Yes.

Crowley: Which means it wasn’t really Armageddon.

Aziraphale: Yes?

Crowley: Then from now on, today will be known as Armageddoff, yes I see the door, no I’m never leaving.

Aziraphale: I’m starting to see why Heaven kicked you out, Crowley.

Possessed!Nick needs a song. Period.

Like, Caleb doing a villain song during season two is a must-have.

But then Nick‘s spirit is trying to fight Caleb hurting Julie, and then Caleb and Nick end up having like a singing duet/battle. Basically, Nick (as a spirit/companion thing that only Caleb can see) is saying “No, I won’t let you hurt them!” And then Caleb naturally responds with a dance and singing number because ✨Caleb✨, and they have a singing battle, where Caleb is trying to be evil and such and Nick is trying to convince the gay ghost not to do anything bad, and they end up with a super chaotic and choppy number that ends up snapping into harmony at the last possible second.

Like, please? Can this just happen?