Soukoku Incorrect Quotes (2)

Soukoku Incorrect Quotes (2)

Chuuya: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?

Dazai: *sighs*

Dazai: I killed a man.

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Dazai: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

Chuuya:

Chuuya: Why are you eating dirt?

Dazai: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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Chuuya: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Dazai: It's Dazai.

Chuuya: What did he do this time?

Dazai: No, it's me, Chuuya. It's actually me.

Chuuya: What did you do this time?

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Dazai: Pros and cons of dating me.

Dazai: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Dazai: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Chuuya: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Chuuya: And atoms never touch each other.

Chuuya: So in my defense, boss. I did not punch Dazai.

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Chuuya: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Dazai: Killed without hesitation.

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Dazai, admiring a sleeping Chuuya: You’re so cute.

Chuuya, sleepily: I could beat your ass.

Dazai, lovingly: I know.

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Dazai: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Chuuya: What?

Dazai: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Chuuya: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

here's my entry for build-a-beast week: Poppy, a D&D character (half-wolf barbarian) I played in a campaign once. she's chaotic, was raised by wolves, is literally a nine-year-old, and was overall really fun to play!

Bungou Stray Dogs as some of my favorite Epithet Erased quotes:

Dazai: Mano a mano! Pistol to pistol! Ugly rat man vs the... grossest face I can make while fighting!

Fyodor: You know, I do have feelings.

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Atsushi: He's trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke's on him! I've never been secure in my life! And I'm not about to start now!

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Kunikda: I promised I'd work myself to death by the age of 35! Anything less means I wasn't trying hard enough!

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Tachihara: Listen here, Mr. Assassin-

Gin: Miss.

Tachihara: Oh! O-oh my gosh, I am SO sorry.

Gin: It's quite alright! Please, continue with your threat.

Tachihara: Oh, right. Thank you.

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Kyouka: I wish my mom was a ghost. She's just dead.

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Dazai: Aww, c'mon man! Be cool.

Kunikida: Everyone knows the coolest thing to be... is an upright citizen.

Dazai: LAAAAME!

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Akutagawa: (regarding Atsushi passing out) Did he just pass out from the shock? What a weenie. Half of my bones are broken and you don't hear me complaining!...much.

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Kouyou: [The woman steps forward and unsheathes a real ass, goddamn sword and points it at them.]

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Chuuya: How did you manage to crash my car in the TEN MINUTES I was gone?!

Dazai: I don't know, man! It's not my fault!

Chuuya: Dude, you've crashed five cars in the same year? I think you're the common denominator at that point!

Dazai: (whining) THE ROAD WAS WIGGLY!!

a piece for my miraculous x bungou stray dogs crossover series, wherein dazai and chuuya go undercover at françoise dupont as marc and nathaniel! (i kinda got lazy with the background, but whatever...)

Bungou Stray Dogs as Screenshots of Despair, pt. 1

my first post here! here’s me as chuuya at this year’s otakon!