My First Post Here! Heres Me As Chuuya At This Years Otakon!

my first post here! here’s me as chuuya at this year’s otakon!

cant stop thinking abt this sorry

something I absolutely love is those videos where people animate characters over funny audios like. watching bits from comedians or vine compilations or funny scenes from shows is funny but when the same sound is animated over characters from another piece of media you adore? peak humor. literally instant serotonin. you CANNOT get funnier in my opinion.

anyways people who make those things I love you you deserve the world!!

Soukoku Incorrect Quotes (2)

Chuuya: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?

Dazai: *sighs*

Dazai: I killed a man.

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Dazai: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

Chuuya:

Chuuya: Why are you eating dirt?

Dazai: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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Chuuya: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Dazai: It's Dazai.

Chuuya: What did he do this time?

Dazai: No, it's me, Chuuya. It's actually me.

Chuuya: What did you do this time?

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Dazai: Pros and cons of dating me.

Dazai: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Dazai: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Chuuya: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Chuuya: And atoms never touch each other.

Chuuya: So in my defense, boss. I did not punch Dazai.

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Chuuya: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Dazai: Killed without hesitation.

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Dazai, admiring a sleeping Chuuya: You’re so cute.

Chuuya, sleepily: I could beat your ass.

Dazai, lovingly: I know.

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Dazai: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Chuuya: What?

Dazai: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Chuuya: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

Bungou Stray Dogs as some of my favorite Epithet Erased quotes:

Dazai: Mano a mano! Pistol to pistol! Ugly rat man vs the... grossest face I can make while fighting!

Fyodor: You know, I do have feelings.

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Atsushi: He's trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke's on him! I've never been secure in my life! And I'm not about to start now!

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Kunikda: I promised I'd work myself to death by the age of 35! Anything less means I wasn't trying hard enough!

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Tachihara: Listen here, Mr. Assassin-

Gin: Miss.

Tachihara: Oh! O-oh my gosh, I am SO sorry.

Gin: It's quite alright! Please, continue with your threat.

Tachihara: Oh, right. Thank you.

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Kyouka: I wish my mom was a ghost. She's just dead.

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Dazai: Aww, c'mon man! Be cool.

Kunikida: Everyone knows the coolest thing to be... is an upright citizen.

Dazai: LAAAAME!

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Akutagawa: (regarding Atsushi passing out) Did he just pass out from the shock? What a weenie. Half of my bones are broken and you don't hear me complaining!...much.

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Kouyou: [The woman steps forward and unsheathes a real ass, goddamn sword and points it at them.]

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Chuuya: How did you manage to crash my car in the TEN MINUTES I was gone?!

Dazai: I don't know, man! It's not my fault!

Chuuya: Dude, you've crashed five cars in the same year? I think you're the common denominator at that point!

Dazai: (whining) THE ROAD WAS WIGGLY!!

Tachizaki Incorrect Quotes

they’re so underrated but i love them

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Tanizaki: Is something burning?

Tachihara, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Tanizaki: Tachihara, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Tachihara: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.

Tanizaki: Only if you also don't ask why.

Tanizaki: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of his bag*

Tachihara: ...

Tachihara, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

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Tachihara: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Tanizaki: What did you do?!

Tachihara: NOBODY DIED!

Tanizaki: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Tachihara: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Tanizaki: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

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Tachihara: What the fuck.

Tachihara: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.

Tachihara: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.

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Tanizaki: How the hell are you still alive?

Tachihara: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

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Tanizaki: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Tachihara: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Tanizaki: Th-that's not how that works-