Hyde: Oh My God, Forman! Whats That Hideous Thing Growing Out Of Your Neck?

Hyde: Oh my God, Forman! What’s that hideous thing growing out of your neck?

Eric: Where? Where?

Hyde: Ah, never mind. It’s just your head.

Jackie, singing with earphones on: I'm getting ripped tonight, r.i.p. that pussy...

Hyde: You got that right.

Hyde: I fucking loathe you!

[leaves the basement]

Jackie, smiling from ear to ear: He loves me!

Jackie: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!

Hyde: Jackie, that's impossible.

Jackie, cupping his face: Are you sure?

Hyde, embarrassed: Stop it, you'll ruin my rep.

Hyde: Before you guys go, can I just ask you a question?

Eric and Donna: Yeah.

Hyde: When a girl breaks up with her boyfriend, what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before you make a move?

Donna: Oh, I'd say about a month.

Eric: Really? I'd say three to four.

Kelso: Half hour.

Hyde: Cool.

[...]

*30 minutes later*

Hyde, talking to Jackie: Hey, you wanna go out sometime?

Jackie: Sure.

another day crying over burkhyde unnecessary drama. another day wishing i had never seen this show. why, jackie, did you have to become my comfort character?

i hate it here sometimes. don't mind me, i'm just venting.