Ok, Let's Play, I Send A Line From A Song And You Respond With A Couple From Any TVshow And Why Did You

Ok, let's play, I send a line from a song and you respond with a couple from any TVshow and why did you think about them

"You taste like whiskey when you kiss me, oh I'll give anything again to be your baby doll This time I'm not leaving without you"

this made me realize just how pathetically obsessed with jackie and hyde i truly am. i tried so hard to think of another couple, any other couple. but no. this probably isn't healthy, but do i care? not really.

i pictured a post-s8 *shudders in disgust* scenario where he's been drinking a lot (especially whiskey because, why not?) and she wants him back.

(for someone who hates season 8, i think about it way too much)

anyways, thanks for your question 💖 i love to interact here!

that '70s show headcanons

(post inspired by a comment @kim1918 left on my ask game so, if i make you cry, it's her fault hahahaha 💖)

note: in this house, we ignore the season that shall remain forgotten ;)

warning: +18 suggestive content.

jackie:

she grew up in a household full of hispanic staff so, when she was younger, she couldn't tell the difference between english and spanish. the gang found out she can speak spanish fluently when she offered to help them with their homework;

she started taking ballet classes when she was three years old, but stopped when she got into the cheer squad. her parents never went to a recital, not even when she played the lead in swan lake;

when she was too old for a nanny and her mother wanted someone else to take care of her, she signed jackie up for swimming lessons;

she and hyde went to watch risky business in the 80s and, when they came home, she performed tom cruise's iconic dance for him and you know what happened afterwards 😈;

she loves high fashion. her closet is filled with versace, gucci, chanel, givenchy, prada. god bless her credit card;

fez broke her louboutin heels once and she actually broke his nose. he had bruises for weeks;

she bought a little sexy bride outfit inspired by madonna's like a virgin music video and surprised hyde with it. that same night he proposed to her.

hyde:

when the store was doing well, he decided to buy a harley. which led to jackie trying to convince him to let her ride the bike;

Jackie: If you want me to ride other things of yours, you'll let me ride the bike.

Hyde: That's a good point, but do you even know how to ride a motorcycle?

Jackie: No, but I can learn.

Hyde: Not on my Harley, you can't.

Jackie: Steven!

Hyde: Okay, hear me out. You are the only one I'm taking for a ride with me...

Jackie, smiling: Okay, that's good enough for me.

Hyde, smirking: Now, I have some free time. Why don't I let you ride those other things of mine you were talking about?

the real reason why he wouldn't let her ride the harley is because he was worried she might get hurt;

he's always complaining about the amount of money jackie spends on clothes and cosmetics. but he never complains when he sees a victoria's secret shopping bag 😈;

once, when jackie was really sad, he took her to watch west side story. and he only knew the songs because it was her favorite musical and he was trying to cheer her up. definitely not because he also liked;

he cried when john bonham died and jackie held him until he fell asleep;

even after he moved out of the basement, mrs. forman always made sure to keep his room clean and ready, in case he and jackie got in a fight (they did, but he couldn't sleep without her);

he found the car that runs on water, but no one believed him (except for jackie).

modern day!headcanons:

they are all (somehow) famous on tiktok;

eric (@/ericskywalker) produces content about nerdy stuff and cosplays;

donna (@/hotandsmartdonna) talks about feminism and politics;

kelso's content (@/punkd) is all about pranks;

fez (@/isaidgoodday) talks about being a foreigner in the US, but in a funny way;

jackie (@/tinydancer) makes content about fashion and make-up. her first video to go viral was her wap dance and her most viewed is the one where she's changing a tire in heels;

and while hyde does not make content for tiktok, he went viral once. when he and jackie were broken up, and he and his friends were getting drunk, kelso filmed him. that's what happened:

Hyde, slurring because he's drunk out of his mind: Why did she broke up with me? Just 'cause I don't want to get married now, does not mean I don't ever want to... Are you recording me, Kelso?

Kelso: Uh...

Hyde: Gimme this stupid phone... [takes the phone] Jackie, listen to me... I wanna marry you, I wanna be Mrs. Jackie Hyde! Take me back, Doll!

the only reason why he didn't kill kelso was because it worked.

i feel attacked

Do you like enemies to lovers because it's hot or do you like enemies to lovers because you think of yourself as unlovable & unworthy of love and therefore like the idea of someone seeing all the worst in you right away and still falling in love with you anyways

For the ask game: Hyde

i usually love him, but i'm in my "i hate steven hyde" mood so... I'm sorry. :(((

What I love about them: i love the fact that he basically doesn't care about anyone, but then there's jackie and mrs. forman, and he would do anything for them. literally, anything.

What I hate about them: i hate when he acts indifferent about something just because it could ruin his tough guy facade. everyone deserves a break. also, i wish he could be a little bit more open about his feelings. or at least, try a little harder.

Favorite Moment/Quote: when he shaved his beard off to cheer jackie up. come on, that was so sweet! and he even admitted she made him happy!

What I would like to see more focus on: his dynamic with wb and angie. also, a bit more about the store and his job, it had so much potential.

What I would like to see less focus on: his jerk-ish (am i using this expression properly? i'm not sure) side. he tried so hard to be an asshole sometimes...

Favorite pairing with: is this even a question? JACKIE! (and let's emphasize: WE WERE ROBBED!)

Favorite friendship: eric. hands down. they had an amazing dynamic!

NOTP: (let's ignore the s******, she does not count!) donna. come on, they had such a brother-sister dynamic, that creepy crush ruined their friendship for me.

Favorite headcanon: he actually got jackie some flowers when she told him she'd die if he got her flowers. (he stole them, but it's the thought that counts)

Jackie: You idiot!

Eric: I'm sure you're right, but why?

@that70sshowgoldencouple i hope you're okay hun, your work is fantastic and you are deeply appreciated 💖 you deserve so much better than this :)

dear anon, it's so easy to come here, leave a hate comment about someone's work and just disappear because we don't even know who you are. but let me ask you something... don't you have anything better and more productive to do with your time?

do better. ;)

ur copying another that 70s show blog with that prompts thing and that's wrong to use the same prompts but they r going get more prompts than you because its more popular and write good stories for an actual couple u haven't even posted anything new in 4EVER also you had too many rules for sending anything. u should get nothing.

^This is why I don’t think I’ll be posting anything from the prompts I reblogged a little while ago. I know most of it doesn’t really make sense, I mean I think I reblogged it from the creator of the list but I might be wrong…even then tho the lists are created to be reblogged and used. and an actual couple…I could rant on for days about that.

But there is some truth in it like not posting new stuff very much and having so many WIPs…this message just kinda brought up that guilt for fics that might be forgotten since I’ve stopped working on them

I like the prompts and character choices you’ve sent but I just don’t feel as excited about writing them anymore.