Corrupt In A Nutshell:

Corrupt in a nutshell:

Damon: Welcome back Rika it’s finally time you pay us back

Erika: *stares confused*

Damon: *clears his throat* Remember the time when you screwed us over 3 years ago?

Erika: No

Damon: Well let us freshen your memory

Michael: Three years ago curious little Erika F—

Erika: Oh wait you’re talking about the time when you humiliated me in front of his family

Damon: No not that time

Erika: Oh the time when you guys forced me on the floor in his apartment’s corridor and tried to hurt me

Damon: No

Erika: The time when you and Will tried to humiliate me in class in front of dozens of other people?

Kai: No not that time either but *shakes his head* so you’re really trying to get out of this by acting like you didn’t get us arrested?

Erika: Get you arrested? No I really think I would have remembered if I’d gotten people arrested

Michael: Wait it was not you?

Erika: No why would it be me?

Michael: Our source told us it was you

Erika: Your source?

Michael: Will’s dumbass

Will: Yeah that’s what he said

Erika: So let me see if I got it straight you guys burned my house kept my mother away from me took all money from my bank account and treated me like shit because Will had a feeling it was me

Will: And it was not?

Erika: No it was not

Climb, Inej

Cardan: Anyone else?

Locke: Well I—

Cardan: Wow you guys are really starting to get the hang of it

cardan: can someone give me an example of things that are useless?

taryn: *raises her hand*

cardan: excellent. any other examples?

taryn:

𝗥𝗼𝘄𝗮𝗻 𝘁𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱, 𝗮𝘄𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱, “𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁. 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂.”

𝗔𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗲𝗽𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻. 𝗪𝗲𝗽𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗷𝗼𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁, 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗰 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲.

𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘀𝘀 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻, 𝘀𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗯𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗽𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝗢𝗮𝗸𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗱, 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀𝗳𝗹𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴.

This exquisite Rowaelin piece was commissioned with @mistilteinnart whose work always takes my breath away 🤍 (link to post here)

Just to add to @echotzzz post about that scene between Elain and Luc*en in Acowar:

Thanks to whoever edited this wiki article of Kaz Brekker

it’s hilarious