Ask Me Shit Please

Ask me shit please

I'm extremely bored, so please, ask me anything! Don't ask - Address - Deadname - Pervy shit - Hateful shit - Age - Face reveal Do ask! - Things about Paganism - Things about Gender identity/sexuality - Things about Hellenic deities - Things about my disabilities (I don't like that word but ok) - Fandom Questions (see pinned post) - Cryptozoology -Astrology/Astronomy - Other general questions please ask me sm, I'm really bored until then!

Hydrosaurus. Look gang if I'm being real with you I think they missed a dinosaur. c'mon asteroid you had one job Rory pros - • Is a Dinosaur and you cannot convince me otherwise • They're so fucking pretty • Look how big they get • Is it a Dragon or a Dinosaur, we will never know. Rory cons - • Could possibly be plotting to kill you in your sleep Actual Rory talking about an animal time - Hydrosaurus! Look at them! not as silly as the butterfly ray but they're still really fucking pretty. They're also known as the Sailfin dragon, which imo is the coolest name any lizard I've seen has had. save some badassery for the rest of us please. The Google states that they're 'omnivorous; devouring whatever animal it can overpower plus consuming a variety of vegetation and fruit.' which only further enhances my theory that they're plotting to kill you in your sleep. 'cause like, if you're awake obviously not, but I feel like maybe if you're asleep, suffocate ya' with them lil grabby hands and the blanket? idk what I'm on about but be warned, murder by Hydrosaurus is quite a serious cause of death my friends. honestly I expected them to be bigger, like wasn't thinking as big as butterfly ray but a bit bigger than their actual size ig. they're like 3ft long, which is still huge for a lizard but I kinda was expecting bigger in my head? probably because I can't envision the ray being bigger than this guy. They're kinda aggressive, and relatively asocial. but for some reason they're buddies with iguanas that are bigger than them? lil confusing to me but whatever floats your boat lil dragon-dino dude. Hope you enjoyed Rory ranting about another animal they thought was cool on the interwebs, until we meet again.

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Help me

migraines are legitimately gonna kill me tell me friends, is it possible to pressure wash one's brain like those cool sidewalk pressure washing videos? because my only solution at the moment is to sit in pitch black abyss for a good 8 hours with a tea, scrolling through Tumblr because if Im gonna be in immense pain and not be able to move I might as well be on my damn laptop mom. *sigh* seeking assistance, fellow migraine suffering friends, please share how you don't die of this shit.

Well Hello there!

Hi! My name's Rory. Here's a bit about me • ISTP • Minor (no you don't get to know my actual age) • Slytherin • Pianist • Agender • Aroace • Fandoms: Osemanverse, Riordanverse, Marauders, WTNV, TMA, Hamilton • Music artists: Maneskin, ABBA, Asking Alexandria, David Bowie, Queen, MCR, The Beatles, more that I can't remember to put at the moment. • Autism • Spoonie (Chronic Migraines + Vertigo) • Greek Mythology Special Interest • Anxiety • Pagan (Hellenic) So that's a bit abt me! I take requests on well, fun facts or just me talking abt animals, cryptids, mythology, paganism, my illnesses(ugh calling them that sounds so weird but idk what else to call them) both mental and physical, and other general questions. I'll mention a few of my hcs if asked to I guess. this blog is mostly gonna be for fun, random shit I guess. anyways, have a great rest of your... night or day or whatever time you see this -Follows from @yesimdeadnow

Behold. Butterfly ray!

Rory Pros _ •Looks like a tortilla •Flappy •Silly lil dude • Either looks like an adorable little cutie pie or looks like it knows all of your secrets and will blackmail you if you don't give it $50 • They have the coolest fucking skeletons

Rory cons - • Will blackmail you if you don't give it $50 • Literally nothing else this lil guy is so silly and I love it Actually Serious Rory talking abt an animal time - Butterfly Ray! Pretty sure they're Japanese, correct me if I'm wrong in the replies or repost. They don't sting, and they get big as fuck I'm I'm not mistaken (googled it, yea they're like 13 feet wide (3.9624 metres), and they're just chill dudes. they also bury themselves in the sand which I think is cool. like a little tortilla burying itself in the sand is just unnecessarily cute to me and I love it sm. they eat fish, crabs, squid, shrimp. all good shit that i'd eat too tbh, so diet gets Rory approval (everything about this lil guy gets Rory approval what am I on abt). they're critically endangered tho (at least in the southwest Atlantic) because humans suck and fish for them. hopefully they won't go extinct :( Anyways that's the butterfly ray, hope you enjoyed me talking about random silly animals that I found on the interwebs. good day my fellow earth citizens, good day.

Garlic Bread for my fellow Acespecs

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