
the stuff i make (it's mostly ostrich memes right now)
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Wattpad Crack: We're Unrealistic And Kinda Cringe
Wattpad crack: We're unrealistic and kinda cringe
Ao3 crack:

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More Posts from Ostriches-because-i-said-so
Me and my friend made a game today. We're exercising in our local gym, but we both hate exercise, but we gotta do it to be healthy! Anyway, we're bored and tired and he just goes, "Fuck," To which I obviously respond, "Shit." Anyway this went on for sometime and what we've discovered is you can add dick, little shit, fucker, and asshole to almost anything and it'll be a bad thing.
Just saw a fanfic about Kevin McCallister and Clint Barton fighting bad guys together and at first I was like,
"Wow, what and insane world we like in"
But then I thought about for a second and realized,
"Kevin and Clint beating the shit out of criminals actually sounds really badass and I kind of want that crossover"
So I'd say that I've lost all sanity, yes.
Ricky Jamaraz is the best musical artists ever and I will accept no criticism.
Wade Watts, from the book Ready Player One by Ernest Cline and also the movie based on the book, is a super nerd. And to prove it I'll make the bold claim that his knowledge on James Halliday is almost or maybe even equal to MatPat's knowledge of FNAF. Just throwing it out there.
So, Audrey and Aubrey... What dumbass parent switched up their d's and b's and created a new name??? More importantly which name came first! This is like the, "Which came first the ostrich or the egg?" but with names!!!