Is There Anything Better Than Chaotic Kid & (outwardly) Calm Dad Found Family Relationships? Romantic

Is there anything better than ‘chaotic kid’ & ‘(outwardly) calm dad’ found family relationships? Romantic relationships are great and all, but no kiss will ever bring me as much joy to watch as ‘father-kid-bonding-time’.

Write all the beautiful monologues you want, there is nothing better than:

“Whoaaaa, this is so cool!”

“OHMYGODDON’TTOUCHTHAT—”

It can’t be beaten, sorry. I love them all to an unhealthy degree.

C’mon snails! Slow and steady wins the race! SNAIL! SNAIL! SNAIL! SNAIL FOR THE WIN!!!

🐛 caterpillar - the returning champion of the 2023 race at 41.6% of the votes

🐌 snail - runner up of the 2023 race at 38.3%, only 3.3% behind the caterpillar.

🪱 worm - placed last in 2023, with only 20.1% of votes

🪲 beetle, 🐞 ladybug, and 🐝 bee are new competitors!

Me: I like this show!

Hazbin Hotel: Stayed Gone

Me: …Well holy shit I didn’t realize this was a fucking masterpiece

With Kaitlyn Dever cast as Abby, I’m really hating how many ‘she should’ve been cast as Ellie’ or ‘they should cast her as older Ellie after the timeskip’ comments I’m seeing, especially because a lot of them are more focused on how the character looks. I’m sure she’ll do awesome as Abby, and I’m sure she’d have been good as Ellie, but c’mon! Bella Ramsey gave such a wonderful, heartfelt, haunting performance as Ellie that I genuinely believe is one of the best performances I’ve ever seen. They’ve proven that they can pull off the violence, the sadness, the humor that’s integral to Ellie’s character ten times over. Not to mention how much they’ve bonded with Pedro! Are you seriously saying that you want to replace an amazing actor with amazing chemistry with all of their costars who’s not even just nailed, but somehow even added to, the source material? Just because they don’t look like how the character does in an entirely different medium?! I’m (not) sorry, but if the thing you care about most in tlou is if you find Ellie (one of the only non-sexualized female video game characters, especially in narrative driven games like that) hot, then maybe you should seriously consider your thought process for that.

Anyway, thanks for coming to my TED Talk. We love Bella on this blog. We also love basic respect and human decency, so don’t criticize people’s appearances and say a bunch of rude, generally just pretty shitty things about people.

Joel and Ellie

Quite tired and smelly

Joel is not doing welly

Ellie needs to fill his belly

rode off on Callus, then she felly

woke up with a cannibal locked in a celly

Killed a man and ran through a deli

David sucks, his brain are now jellie

Joel is being a nervous Nellie

gets there too late after she’s been through helly

He calls her baby girl as I cry at my telly