Fanfic Language Makes No Sense To Me But I Love It.

Fanfic language makes no sense to me but I love it.

whump? Like wtf? Why is the sound of a wet towel hitting the floor used to signify immense pain and tragedy??

Smut? Is it an acronym? A reference? Some of that weird goo that’s in the corner of your dogs’ eyes? I’ll never know

Dead Dove: Do Not Eat? Why would I??? What does it mean??? Why is the dove the harbinger of doom???

Point is… I love fanfic. It’s so cool.

Is there anything better than ‘chaotic kid’ & ‘(outwardly) calm dad’ found family relationships? Romantic relationships are great and all, but no kiss will ever bring me as much joy to watch as ‘father-kid-bonding-time’.

Write all the beautiful monologues you want, there is nothing better than:

“Whoaaaa, this is so cool!”

“OHMYGODDON’TTOUCHTHAT—”

It can’t be beaten, sorry. I love them all to an unhealthy degree.

Joel and Ellie

Quite tired and smelly

Joel is not doing welly

Ellie needs to fill his belly

rode off on Callus, then she felly

woke up with a cannibal locked in a celly

Killed a man and ran through a deli

David sucks, his brain are now jellie

Joel is being a nervous Nellie

gets there too late after she’s been through helly

He calls her baby girl as I cry at my telly

I know that Alastor was just pretending to be a father-figure for Charlie to get on Lucifer’s nerves, but like… look at Charlie! She’s so happy to have a dad 😭 she’s just like “😊”

ya ya ya, The Last of Us Season 2 is gonna be incredible, but have you considered instead doing a 7 season 140 episode family sitcom that peaks around season 5-6 and has a letdown final season but still ends with a widely watched three-part finale about one of the characters’ weddings going wrong but still ending up okay?

I was scrolling through TLOU tag and I saw a post that just said ‘aaaaand therapy time’ but it wasn’t even part of the tag😂 it just… was there and with 0 notes which means that Tumblr was just like “ah yes, this goes here” and it DOES😭