Bee Is Really The Most Evil, When You Think About It - Written By A Mammon Kinnie

Bee is really the most evil, when you think about it - written by a Mammon kinnie

Now, I know this is gonna read like me being a Mammon apologist (because I am) but this is something I've been meaning to bring to light for a while now. I believe that Beelzebub is the most evil Sin, at least of the ones we've seen so far.

Bee might seem very approachable and friendly, but this is exactly what makes that much worse than she otherwise would be.

The main thing here is the hellhound pound system, which is, at least in my eyes, the most horrific piece of worldbuilding we've gotten in the series. An entire sentient species being treated like pets and kept in squalled conditions within a framework created and overseen by their ruler and likely creator, someone who is for all intents and purposes, their god.

Thought not confirmed, it's implied hounds that age out of the system are just straight up euthanized. Again, this has yet to be confirmed, but it definitely doesn't help Beelze's case.

And what exactly becomes of Gluttony-born hellhounds who survive the pounds and get adopted? Why their love bombed with parties where their "benevolent" mistress uses their positive emotions to make a substance that can form dependency in demons the way alcohol can in humans just so she's even better off. Either that or they end up adopted by someone who just uses them as expendable muscle.

At this point I'm sure someone is saying that Mammon is still worse, and they'll likely point to the general state of Greed, being a polluted over-industrialized mess. But this just raises another point in my favor.

Unlike Mammon, who's upfront about only caring about his citizens' money, Bee puts on the persona of being a ruler of the people, not above them. She makes Gluttony seem so idyllic while also basing a contender for Hell's most deplorable enterprise out of it.

Beelzebub is such an adept manipulator that she gets Loona to come out of her shell, when Loona's closed of nature was spawned from her trauma that Bee's pounds are responsible for in the first place! For all we know, this also applies to Vortex, I mean, something had to blind him in one eye, perhaps a fight with a former cellmate?

And worst of all, she herself doesn't seem consciously aware of it, she may genuinely see nothing wrong with the conditions her subjects live in, likely because she judges their quality of life based on their "vibes" at her parties.

I just want to end this saying that I don't hate Bee, nor do I think Vivienne intended for people to infer these things, knowing her, it's likely she just didn't fully consider the implications while writing. But it is still a valid interpretation of Beelzebub's character based on what we presently know about her.

It's not a case of "can" but a case of MUST! All hail Mammon!

can we make mammon a tumblr sexy man? i know he doesnt have the whole "skinny man in a suit" thing to tik off in a checklist but i think his evilness and sexyness makes up for it

HOLY FUCK! Fan art of The Red Eclipse?!? Sign me the fuck up!

The Red Eclipse fan art heehoo

The Stellon uprising will shortly begin!

You'd better give him what he wants.

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He's basically a god. I

Why Mammon is objectively better

Mammon: Teleports in style, with sick explosions and confetti.

Asmodeus: Walks like the pea-brained cock he is.

Mammon: Very shaped and thus naturally adept at loafing.

Asmodeus: Neon cue tip looking headass, built like a drumstick without the drum, couldn't loaf for shit.

Mammon's full demon form: Kickass spider-tick-centipede-earwig hybrid while still keeping his awesome base design.

Asmodeus' full demon form: He just goes bigger and on fire.

Mammon: Confident and manages to have hoards of fans while being open about his many flaws.

Asmodeus: So insecure and lacking public good will that he had to hide his relationship for who knows how long and the dumbass couldn't even do that right.

Mammon: Thrives based on the sin he has dominion over, runs numerous industries that supply all of Hell with slews of products for every occasion.

Asmodeus: Doesn't even understand how his sin is supposed to work and his whole ring and all his businesses aren't good for shit unless you're feeling thirsty.

In case you couldn't tell, this is an Ass-modeus hate blog now. All hail Mammon!

ALL HAIL MAMMON, THE BEST SIN!