Nedzu : Alright, Thank You Vlad. Aizawa, Please Introduce Your Students.

Nedzu : Alright, thank you Vlad. Aizawa, please introduce your students.

Aizawa : All right, *cracks knuckles*

Iida : oh boy.

Aizawa : The mother

Momo: I-

Aizawa : The father who commited a fellony.

Iida : *sigh*

Aizawa : Anger issues

Bakugo : Fuck your too.

Aizawa : Daddy issues

Shouto : Fair enough

Aizawa : Self sacrifice bisexual

Deku : I-

Aizawa : Dumbass bisexual

Kaminari: Called out

Aizawa : Dumbass pansexual, this time with acid.

Ashido : Here!

Aizawa : Space bi with a frog obsession.

Uraraka : Sensei please-

Aizawa : The actual frog

Asui : Kero

Aizawa : The Karate kid

Ojiro : Ok i guess

Aizawa : Gossip handler

Hagakure : That's me!

Aizawa : Gossip handler but sparkly.

Ayoma: Oui

Aizawa : The step mother who married the mother.

Jirou : *thumbs up*

Aizawa : The high one

Sero : Sir I-

Aizawa : The diabetes risk

Satou : Fair

Aizawa : The actually pure one

Kouda : (◕ᴗ◕✿)

Aizawa : The rock.

Kirishima : That's me!

Aizawa : The emo one

Tokoyami : What a mad banquet of darkness.

Aizawa : The one who wanted the hero name octopussy but refrained.

Shouji : ....

Aizawa : The honourary member, me but purple.

Shinsou : Sup.

Aizawa : Last and the least, the mistake.

Mineta : .......

I was asking google if Toga can copy quirks... As you do, and ....

Pro hero Deku is in the hospital. The sidekick who was with him on the fight was mostly reduced to the sidelines and feels very very guilty so they go to check up on him.

When they get therr they peek into the room and see someone with him.

Imagine this newbie's surprise when they see a Wholeass hobo looking man, clutching at a sleeping bag giving the No. 1 hero the dressing down of his life.

The most surprising part is Deku is just taking it? Looking like a kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar?

From behind them they hear Pro hero Shouto, "Oh you're here to see him?" And then looks into the room and sighs, relieved, "oh good Dad's already here."

And the poor sidekick's internally going "??????? That's not endeavor though?"

Vlad : Aizawa, did you add a new rule to the dorms?

Aizawa : Yeah, no eating after 12 am.

Vlad : what not even snacks?

Aizawa : It's only for 1a dorm don't worry.

Vlad : Why though?

Aizawa : Have you ever seen the movie Gremlins?

Don't hide this in the tags this is gold

Ah yes, Dadzawa in a vigilante au, also known as Found family (slow burn)

Where did the idea that child Deku would be a kinda clingy pushover come from? Like I am sincerely curious as to where that perception came from and how it got to be so pervasive in fandom??

Our first introduction to Deku is him resolutely choosing to throw hands in a 1 on 3 fight even though he knew full well he was gonna get his ass beat

Child Deku didn’t give a single fuck more than UA Deku

And he’s always kinda chilling to the side just vibing in his own lane

It’s a cute hc don’t get me wrong, I just don’t understand how it came to be lol