Vlad : Aizawa, Did You Add A New Rule To The Dorms?

Vlad : Aizawa, did you add a new rule to the dorms?

Aizawa : Yeah, no eating after 12 am.

Vlad : what not even snacks?

Aizawa : It's only for 1a dorm don't worry.

Vlad : Why though?

Aizawa : Have you ever seen the movie Gremlins?

Izuku : when I was your age-

Shouto : when I was your height

Izuku : *pouty bunny noises*

Bakugo : I've seen his dad!

Shouto : you've also seen All Might. Check and mate

Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.

Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.

Interviewer : What is your opinion on pro hero Endeavor?

Pro hero Deku : In all honesty, he can be tortured in the circles of hells and I would not lift a finger to help him even if I had literally nothing else to do.

Pro hero Shouto : Marry me.

Deku : Honey we're already married.

Shouto : Marry me again then

Pro hero Deku is in the hospital. The sidekick who was with him on the fight was mostly reduced to the sidelines and feels very very guilty so they go to check up on him.

When they get therr they peek into the room and see someone with him.

Imagine this newbie's surprise when they see a Wholeass hobo looking man, clutching at a sleeping bag giving the No. 1 hero the dressing down of his life.

The most surprising part is Deku is just taking it? Looking like a kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar?

From behind them they hear Pro hero Shouto, "Oh you're here to see him?" And then looks into the room and sighs, relieved, "oh good Dad's already here."

And the poor sidekick's internally going "??????? That's not endeavor though?"

I was asking google if Toga can copy quirks... As you do, and ....