Nora: *Riding In Shopping Cart* Faster. Faster You Beast!

Nora: *Riding in shopping cart* Faster. Faster you beast!

Jaune: *Pushing cart* This is as fast as goes Nora. It has a messed up wheel.

Yang: And a lot of junk in the trunk.

Nora: More to push!

Jaune: Yes, Nora.

Nora: You love it~

(R)WBY: *Standing wide eyed in their doorway*

Jaune: *Sitting at the edge of a bed, looking short of breath*

Ruby: *On floor between Jaune's legs, a white substance covering her face*

Ruby: Uh...

Ruby: Could I get like... five minutes to think up a good explanation?

Mercury: You know, I once lived in a tent in the yard for 6 months, waiting for my dad to let me back into the house.

Jaune: Oh do I know what that's like. Waiting for your so-called loved ones to acknowledge your existence!? Sitting alone in the dark, craving the love of a heartless man who kept you in a constant state of fear and-!

*Doorbell chime*

Jaune: Who could that be? 😊

Jaune: So first I’ll show you how to do the rub.

Nora: I could use a rub. I’m holding a little history test tension right back here. *Groans as she rubs her butt*

Jaune: We’re talking about the bird Nora, we’re gonna rub it.

Nora: Fine, I’ll go second!

Jaune: *Sighs* Ok.

Jaune: Ren, we have to leave before they catch us, but we need to go get our weapons to stop Ironwoods crazy plan.

Ren: If we stop Ironwood’s plan, then Salem will able to reach the relics.

Jaune: *Grabs Ren’s shoulder* But if we don’t stop him all the people of Mantle will get killed. It’s like the hypocritic oath of Huntsmen Ren. To not get innocent people killed on purpose.

Ren: ... Jaune.

Jaune: Yes?

Ren: Kiss me.

Jaune: W-What?

Ren: You know you want to.

Jaune: No, I don’t.

Ren: You didn’t just want to kiss me just now?

Jaune: I didn’t.

Ren: Ok... But you’re right. Let’s grab our weapons and stop Ironwood! *Runs  over to weapon locker*

Jaune: Now we’re talking! *Follows*

Ren: Right here. *Opens an empty locker before shoving and locking Jaune inside*

Jaune: What the hell?! Ren! Open the locker!

Ren: You’ll spend the night here. General Ironwood is complicated, but he knows what’s best! *Walks away*

Jaune: Ren? Ren!

Jaune: ... I will kiss you.

Ren: Too late. The moment’s gone Jaune.

Jaune: Ren! We can do more than kiss! Other things! REEEN!!!