Jaune: So You See, The Bite That We Saw In Fnaf 4 Was Actually Not The Previously Thought Bite Of 87.

Jaune: So you see, the bite that we saw in Fnaf 4 was actually not the previously thought Bite of 87. It was actually the bit of 83, where the crying child dies due to his brother, Michael, shoving him into Fredbears mouth.

Bleiss: *Nods* Mhm. 

Bleiss: (Thoughts) Wow, he’s so dumb.

Jaune: Now, many believe this to not be true, as the source code for Fnaf 4′s teasers left the numbers 8 and 7 everywhere, but this was most certainly a red herring. Not only did the television in the crying childs home showed the date 1983, but Phone Guy back in Fnaf 1 stated the victim of the incident actually survived. Meaning these are, without a doubt, two separate incidents.

Bleiss: Right.

 Bleiss: (Thoughts) God, I wanna choke on his cock~

Jaune: You are grounded. For...

Nora: 🥺

Jaune: ... Till college.

Nora: For till college?!

Jaune: For till college!

Jaune: *Frantically searching around beacon* Ruby!? Ruby!?

Coco: *Atop staircase* Ruby!? Ruby!?

Jaune: Is your girlfriend named Ruby too?

Coco: No, but I figured if she's banging a guy like you, I got a shot. Ruby!?

Jaune: Wait what!? Ruby!?

Coco: Ruby!?

Jaune: RUBY!?

Nora: You know, I think I’d do really well in the apocalypse, don’t you think? Aw, who am I kidding? I’d probably get eaten immediately. And not just because my thighs are perfect.

Jaune: Mm, you’d be ok. Although, I am picturing you with an apple in your mouth right now.

Nora: Jaune!

Jaune: Sorry. I’m sure you’d be a very capable... girl. Together we’d probably survive... at least a day. Maybe two.

Fiona: Hi, you must be Ruby.

Ruby: I must?

Fiona: You know, we have a friend in common... Jaune.

Ruby: How do you know Jaune?

Fiona: We're friends. Sometimes we run into one another in town, and we go get dinner after.

Ruby: Let me guess... He takes you to the library where your favorite books are in a high shelf?

Fiona: He does.

Ruby: Yeah, that'll stop. And dinner? Don't get used to it. *Chuckles before grabbing Fiona’s collar and pulls her in close with her silver eyes flaring up.* I've seen dozens of you. I've outlasted them... And I'll outlast you.

Fiona: 😨

Jaune: *In hospital bed* Doc says I should make a full recovery. So long as we avoid as much physical contact as we can.

Ruby: Oh thank goodness. Guess we’ll need to be more careful from now on. *Gets ready to leave*

Jaune: Aren’t you forgetting something~

Ruby: Alright you goof. *Chuckles before blowing him a kiss* Get better soon~

Jaune: *Heart flatlines*

Ruby: AAAAUUHHH!!!

Jaune: *staring at Ruby’s thighs*

Jaune: I want them to crush my skull.

Ruby: What?

Jaune: I said this is such bull.