Roman: Turn Around And Give Me All Your Money!

Roman: Turn around and give me all your money!

Tai: *Put hands up and turns* Ok ok! Please don't shoot.

Roman: Wait... Tai?

Tai: Roman?

Roman: Holy crap!

Tai: Long time no see, man! It's been awhile!

Roman: Yeah, it has. Oh, get down on your knees real quick.

Tai: *Kneels down* Oh right.

Roman: How've you been man?

Tai: Just got back to Vale last week. How about you?

Roman: Oh, I've been great. But hey, you still dating that girl Raven?

Tai: Nah, me and her broke up a while back. But, remember my leader Summer?

Roman: Yeah, I think I remember her.

Tai: *Smiles and reveals wedding ring*

Roman: *Gasps in shock before taking the ring* Wow...

Tai: It's our anniversary today.

Roman: *Pockets ring* Congratulations man.

Tai: Yeah, it's been 3 years already.

Roman: *Looking through Tai's wallet* Yeah, cute kids too.

Tai: Thanks man.

Roman: Alright, well I'm about whack you with my cane, but it was nice seeing you again.

Tai: Yeah, you too.

Roman: *Raises cane* Alright, take care.

Ironwood: Freeze! Put the cane down and put your hands up!

Tai: ... James?

Ironwood: Tai?

Roman: James?

Ironwood: Roman?!

Roman: Oh my god!

Ironwood: I can't believe it!

Tai: The gangs all here!

Nurse: Please excuse the doctor. He was given a rather sudden call. He should be with you in just a bit to proceed with the surgery. *Leaves*

Jaune: Great... Good to hear...

Tai: In that case, I should head on out then to give ya at least some dignity before they take it away from ya. Good luck kid! *Leaves*

Jaune: *Whimpers*

Doctor: *Walks in behind him* Well then, Mr. Arc, 'bout time we get to those balls, yeah?

Jaune: *Ignores their strangely fake sounding deep voice* Listen, doc, is there any way we could maybe... not do this?

Doctor: Hm, I'm not sure. Da-Mr. Xio Long has paid quite a bit, and cashed in a few favors, to ensure this surgery happens.

Jaune: *Sighs in defeat* I guess it's inevitable then...

Doctor: ... Although, perhaps instead of snipping off those (stuffed) balls of yours, we could go a different route.

Jaune: *Face brightens slightly* Oh, yeah? You mean like a vasectomy or-

Doctor: Not quite. *Locks the door* I was thinking of something a bit more... fun~

Jaune: Uh... doc? *Watches the back of the doctor nervously as they walk past him to grab some gloves*

Doctor: Rather than removing them, I'd say it's better to drain them completely. *Snaps gloves onto her hands* Til you've got nothing left.

Jaune: *Gulps nervously* D-Doctor... You're starting to s-scare me.

Doctor: Oh Jaune... There's nothing here for you to be afraid of. Afterall... *Turns around*

Jaune: *Eyes widen in fear as he starts wildly thrashing against his restraints, but they refuse to give*

Ruby: *Wearing nothing besides a doctors coat, licks her lips as she looked at him with barely held back lust* You can trust me. I'm a doctor~

(Outside the room)

Tai: *Whistling as he reads a magazine*

Jaune: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Tai: Damn, almost feel sorry for the lanky bastard.

Tai: Almost.

Tai Finally Getting Jaune Fixed.

Intercom: *ping* Mr. Xiao Long the Doctor is here to see you and your Jaune for surgery.

Tai: *Rolling Jaune inside the doctor office*

Well look at it this way kid. Think of these as me preemptively saving you from paying all those future child supports from you banging half the woman in remnant (especially my Ruby) and no doubt impregnating them in your first go.

Jaune:

Somewhere Outside

Ruby: *sniff, sniff* Where are you Jaune? I can smell you! I CAN SMELL YOU! SO WHERE ARE YOU!?

I'll find you Jaune. And when I do I will ruin NNN for you! Mua, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!

Oh no I hope someone would come & save Jaune:

You can add more if you want it too...

Yang: *Chatting with Weiss*

Ruby: *Runs into room* Yang! Yang! You've got to see this funny faunus trait Jaune has!

Yang: *Shoo's her away* Now now Ruby, the adults are having a conversation.

Ruby: Suit yourself. *Shrugs and runs off*

Yang: So like I was saying...

Ruby: *From other room* Red rocket! Red rocket Jaune!

Yang: *Sudden realization before immediately leaving* Ruby no!

Weiss: ...

Weiss: Am I not allowed to have a relatively normal day?

Ruby: *Hand smacks nothing but air*

Ruby: Wha? B-But how? *Feels an intense presence behind her*

Jaune: Oh, sweet, naïve Ruby...

Jaune: *Raises an aura enhanced hand* Dat ass compels me with power beyond your comprehension.

Ruby: *Walking down a path* Ooh, look at those pretty flowers. *bends over to pick them*

Jaune: ...

Ruby: *Wearing a skirt that's a bit too small, giving Jaune a great view of the Rubooty.*

Jaune: *thinking* Must not slap Ruby's butt.

Ruby: *sways a bit from side to side, giving her butt a nice little jiggle*

Jaune: Please forgive me Ruby. *Raises hand* Becaus I know Yang won't.

SMACK!!!

Jaune: *Slightly out of breath* Wow... You were incredible...

Neo: *Kneeling in front of Jaune, smiling seductively at him as she wipes her mouth*

Jaune: W-Well, here's your 50 lien.

Neo: *Takes the money, before handing Jaune a piece of paper*

Jaune: What's this?

Neo: *Pulls up sign* "Forged Transcripts for 50 Lien!"

Jaune: But I was only paying for the blow-

Neo: *Flips sign* "That Was Free!"

Arc Sister's: Now, which of us will be the object of your attraction?

Whitley: Hmm... Wow, what great options. This is going to be so hard. 🙄

Jaune: *Walks in* Oh sisters, I'm back from war.

Whitley: Hello sailor!~ 😍