Hey At All Y'all Amazing Fic Writers Out There I Think A Fic Where Lex Luthor Hires The Red Hood To Kill

Hey at all y'all amazing fic writers out there I think a fic where lex luthor hires the red hood to kill Bruce Wayne and then chaos ensues would be hilarious. Like. Just imagine after the meeting

Jason: hey Bruce guess who just hired me to kill you. Lex luthor

Bruce: lmao what a loser

Ultimate Spider-Man, Season 1 episode 9 "field trip".

"I hate field trips" -Peter Parker

He has canonically been bitten by an animal on all the field trips he's ever been on.

I'm just saying, we as a fandom don't use this enough in our field trip fics

"Oh, hey dude, how's it going?" "Good, good, you?" "Great, I'm good, I'm good" *leaves* "I have no idea who that man is"

"This is my father, my brother, my other brother, my sister, my newest brother, my other brother, and the leech"

"We are friendly acquaintances," "they are best friends"

Might steal this👀👀👀

I see your 'The JLA find out about the army of vigilantes they didn't know about in Gotham' and I raise you everybody except Bruce joins a team outside Gotham and Batman remains a myth. They always mention their dad in passing but everyone assumed he was a civilian until they call him for back up and he arrives in a million dollar stealth jet and proceeds to beat up the villain of the week and lecture his kids on how they should have been able to handle this.

Character A is always seen carrying a cup of coffee, character B assumes that character A loves coffee a lot and tries to worm their way into A's heart by giving coffee and coffee-inspired gifts.

Thing is? Character A HATES coffee, it is the most vile thing they've ever had the displeasure of tasting. They just really like the smell of it.

And oh no B is totally expecting them to actually drink it, try not to look disgusted when you take a sip-

Damian’s friends are either serial killers or the sweetest person in the world.

No in-between.