Harry : DRACO GET DOWN FROM THERE

Harry : DRACO GET DOWN FROM THERE

Draco : *on top of the cabinet* NO

Harry : I will call the ministry

Draco : I will fight them

Harry : ... I have chocolate cookies

Draco : *gets down from the cabinet and takes the cookie from Harry * I totally would've fought them by the way

Harry : I know you would have

Voldemort: I'm gonna kill you Harry potter

Harry : alright fine , just get it over with alright. You're like a bloody teenage girl , obsessed with another teenage boy , smuggling me your diary , made another boy try to clear Path to reach to me ( Draco ) and not to forget you purposely made sure I would be there at the fucking graveyard of your father or yours I don't even care at this point , you could've just asked anyone else to kill me but no you said " he is mine " like I'm your bloody property and then you literally whispered in my ear at the ministry , like seriously even then you couldn't kill me and now we're here with you no nose man with a fucking gang of yours in all black , I mean seriously maroon would've been better and what's with your stupid fingers ,nagini if she had any fingers would have had better finger's and literally your bald and not to forget it's because of me . Seriously all your are is because of me . And about killing me you stupid idiot could've just thrown me out of the window I would've died but no you had to wait 17 years to kill me , I swear Neville could've killed me faster you idiot . So now kill me and get it over with because you're extremely dramatic and you've been successfully failing at it so now just do it dude , just do it . Take my wand so you don't lose , yet again .

Sometime later

Ron and Hermione : Harry , what are you doing here ?

Harry *eating an apple *: oh I made Voldemort cry so he decided to put the fight at rest for a while and I was hungry so

Draco : you made the dark lord cry ?

Harry : that's right Draco and stop looking at me like that , it's one bloody apple , you can take more from the kitchen .

Meanwhile

Voldemort *sniffing* : it's not like I chose to be bald Bella and what's wrong with my finger. He just went on and on you know , it's harsh .

Bellatrix * Petting Voldemort's scalp*: I know voldy I know . You know what after this you can have a hair transplant , you could take some of mine

Voldemort * with tears in his eyes*: you'd that for me ?

Bellatrix : sure

Bellatrix * internally screaming *: I want to kill Harry potter

( we love sassy potter )

Each time I look at it , it gets cuter 🥺

They missed each other

Harry in the background : if you'd just stop ignoring me and accept the fact I love you !

why isn’t anyone in love with me i’m so hot

Harry : *whisper* the guy who's good at potions who's my soulmate says fuck

Harry : * deliberately gives Draco butterfly wings instead of dragon wings * * cauldron explodes*

Draco : FUCKKKK POTTER , WHAT DID YOU DO

Harry : oh I'm sorry I didn't realize

Harry : *internally* as if ,I always knew he was my soulmate 😈

Draco as a Quidditch commentator

" and there goes Ginny weasel - oh that was a harsh "

" oh but - woah- did anyone knew the view from here is fantastic seriously - yes Hermione I'm paying attention to the game "

" oh yes see I know the love of my life is going after the snitch- sorry Harry can't read your lips - can kis-"

" STAY FOCUSED MR. MALFOY " Minerva growled

" right - Harry goes after the snitch and hey - hey you stop staring at my boyfriend's ass - I know it looks gre- sorry I will stay focused "

" and there goes Ginny scoring - oh yes talk to your ex Harry now - you and I are - sorry yes the game "

" ooh boy that ass - shit - I mean sorry - no Harry is zooming forward - seriously now Harry you're showing off on purpose - literally like in my face "

" that's it , I'll take over " Minerva gave up

" oh no I promise - oh game over - snitch caught by my precious darling - don't worry babe I'm coming "

" that's what you said last night " Harry said in Draco's ear as he pounced at harry , loudly though .

" I will pretend I did not hear that " Ron Groaned