Draco Malfoy Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Harry James potter in 3rd year : I hate you malfoy. Die in hell !!
Harry James potter in 8th year : I hate you malfoy , now come to bed !!
Draco: * swatting Harry's hand's away *
Draco: what are you trying to do ?
Harry: trying to be romantic ?? Putting hand in your back pocket, haven't you seen in the movies?
Draco: oh, put it back then *protrudes his ass*
Harry : nah, the moments gone
Draco: what, no just hold it?
Harry: come on, no..
Draco : okay just put slightly inside ?
Harry: no
Draco : HARRY WOULD YOU JUST GRAB MY FUCKING ASS!!
Meanwhile Someone who Only heard " okay just put it slightly inside " : people these days.. eh.. I'd like that
Hermione and Draco talks about muggle Physics and it's application: *nodding*
Harry : * pretends to understand everything *
( really old draft. Compensation for inability to post Today's prompt/requests )
Draco: to everyone who rejected me
Draco *sings* : what a shame, baby what a shame, could've been with me instead of what's her fucking name
Harry ( his husband ) : ..
Harry: what the fuck are you on about ? You're the one who rejected everyone, even me 3 times and then cried when I rejected you*rolls his eyes* I should be the one singing it.
Harry: what, no!! Draco and I are just best friends
Ron: and there's nothing going on
Harry: absolutely not
Draco:* offended * bitch please, you were making out with me in the broom closet 5 minutes ago
Ron : I knew it was you
Harry: DRACO-
Incest relationship pt.2
Harry : I love you no matter what. Whatever you think, whatever you like, whatever you don't. I love everything about you, everything.
Draco: what if I say like incest relationships ?
Harry : ...
Draco :
Draco : so much for loving me for everything. Commit to your words *walks away*
Draco : I have a plan
Harry : We are not burning down a building just to buy the cat
Draco : I no longer have a plan
Harry : stop biting your nails Draco
Draco *trying to flirt* : would you want me to bite you instead?
Harry : 👁️👄👁️
Harry : wtf
Pansy * from a far distance to Hermione * : it's like watching Snape flirt with Lucius
Hermione : wtf
Draco : I only want a man who is gracious with every move, Knows how to carry one self, is elegant, definitely isn't a mess, doesn't wobble or stumble, would shower me with gifts, definitely have a good height and sexy.
Harry : *stumbles and wobbles, just out of bed hair, wearing 3 size the clothes of his own size, collapse face down on the ground and says sorry to a cat*
Draco : I want him
Harry : Do you have any regrets
Draco :...
Draco : yeah. The colours of my walls. I regret choosing such a bad colour
Harry : Any other ?
Draco : ....yeah, for lunch I had-
Harry : never mind I asked
Harry drunk + without his specks on: Oh darling, you are so so Beautiful. You have no idea how lucky I am to have you in my life
Draco *watching Harry talk to Draco's cardboard cut out* : ....
Draco to himself : I'm gonna record this and send this to everyone
Harry : if I sleep at 12 instead of 2 and wake up by 8 I'd have a good 8 hour sleep and-
Draco : I'm surprised to know that you even know what an 8 hour sleep is
Ron whenever he sees Harry and Draco kissing because he wants to be supportive but is equally traumatised for life:
(sorry can't work on a chapter tonight)
Ron: what's your fantasy?
Draco : duct taping Harry's mouth shut
Harry: .....
Harry: why am I friends with you?
@drarrywords familiar?
Draco : can we get a dog?
Harry : oh baby, do you feel alone being the only one?
(no offense to anyone)
Draco: *sees Harry crying over Tangled*
Draco: *sighs* This is why I love this man *joins Harry*
Harry: life have a premium deal, a gold package of giving me problems.
Draco: I- babe what?
Harry: I clearly have a thing for assholes.
Draco: *gasps* did you just subtly called me an asshole?
Harry: No... I clearly said you're an asshole.
Draco in bed after s*x: see you later, alligator
Harry:... You say that one more time and you're never seeing alligator again.
Draco with Harry cuddled into him : you're practically all over me.
Harry: *moves away a little*
Draco : what are you doing? Shut up and be all over me.
★★★★★★★★★★★★
Ps. I want this. Someone be my Draco.