Caitlyn And Jinx - Tumblr Posts
Arcane Incorrect Quote #29
Jinx: I'm not saying another word without my lawyer present.
Caitlyn: You made yourself the lawyer.
Jinx: Exactly. And I want my present.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #35
Jinx: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
Caitlyn: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Jinx: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Caitlyn: Somehow that's worse.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #44
Jinx: Would you like something to drink? *she opens the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Caitlyn: Spiders?
Jinx: Spiders it is then.
Caitlyn: No, that wasn’t-
*But she was already pouring her a brimming glass of spiders…*
Arcane Incorrect Quote #47
Jinx: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Caitlyn: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
Arcane Incorrect Quote #50
Caitlyn: You have the right to remain silent.
Jinx: I choose to waive that right!
Jinx: *screaming*
Arcane Incorrect Quote #55
Jinx: Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!
Caitlyn: But I'm a vegan.
Jinx: Wakey wakey, vegetables and sadness.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #59
Caitlyn: That's a child!
Jinx: AND THAT'S AN UGLY PIMPLY BITCH
Arcane Incorrect Quote #64
Vi: *yawns*
Caitlyn: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Vi: Then you must be exhausted.
Jinx: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.