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This Is Why You Should Always Drink On An Empty Stomach
This is why you should always drink on an empty stomach
There was once a big oaf named McGill,
Who quite stupidly drank himself ill.
He threw up wine corks,
Two meals with three forks
And a chewed-upon five dollar bill.
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This one's a bit gross, but if you have an iron stomach and the same sick sense of humor that I do, I urge you to read below the cut (it's worth it).
Like A Snickers, For The Undead
There once was a Vampire named Jack,
Who had a severe hunger attack.
It may seem disgusting to you,
But he sucked a used Kotex or two.
To a Vampire, that’s just a light snack.
Let it be known: I am one of those rare New Yorkers who actually likes pigeons, but I still think this song is the bee's knees.
No pigeons were harmed in the making of this film.
...probably.
Edit: Turn on the Closed Captioning - it makes the entire experience feel like an avant-garde art film.
Brrrraaaaiinnnnssss....
Obble-y Gobble-y
Legions of Zombies! They'll
Beat you and bite you 'till
You're turned as well.
Dubious research in
Necro-neurology
Lead to this outbreak we
Can't seem to quell.