'In English,' Professor Austin Said, 'a Double Negative Forms A Positive. However, In Some Languages,

'In English,' Professor Austin said, 'a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.' A voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'

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An incorrigible cad out of Wales  Indulges in nighttime travails, And o'er green dales and valleys, Keeps impeccable tallies Of all the young Welsh girls he nails.

I found these stock images and couldn't stop laughing for an hour.

This is not how one "does science".

I encourage you to submit any captions you deem appropriate.

To boldly go where no man has gone before

There once was a Captain named Kirk

Who had quite a dazzling smirk.

From Scalos to Kelva

This space Casanova

Was likely to "bring home his work".

Cell division

I have no excuse.