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To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
To boldly go where no man has gone before
There once was a Captain named Kirk
Who had quite a dazzling smirk.
From Scalos to Kelva
This space Casanova
Was likely to "bring home his work".
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The Grand Tour II
There once was a boy from Antwerp,
Who'd taken much joy in the slurp
Of pussy, hirsute,
And when finished, to boot,
Would always conclude with a burp.
"The Ig Nobel Prizes honor achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think. The prizes are intended to celebrate the unusual, honor the imaginative — and spur people's interest in science, medicine, and technology. Every year, in a gala ceremony in Harvard's Sanders Theatre, 1200 splendidly eccentric spectators watch the winners step forward to accept their Prizes. These are physically handed out by genuinely bemused genuine Nobel laureates."
I have no excuse.
“I’m trying to glue a sheet of veneer to the wood, again,” Tom replied.
An explanation
The trivialization of a major historical figure by way of a silly verse
Jiggery Pokery
Warrior Hua-Mulan
Put on men's armor and
Took to the fight.
Disney portrayed her quite
Anachronistically
Still, though, she stands as a
Symbol of might.