Cell Division

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A Sailor's Life for Me

There once was a sailor named Jimmy

Adept at the hor'zontal shimmy.

He found him a lass

With a pink, supple ass

And filled her right up to the brim-y

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This poem was written by Raph, whose vile verse has been posted here before.

Thank you for the poem and the interesting new euphemism for sex!

Portrait of a Small Boy Me Reading

The Grand Tour IV

There is a young barmaid from Brest,

Who can't tell you east from the west,

But when car'nal direction

Leads to an erection,

She's ever so pleased to ingest.

The Grand Tour II

There once was a boy from Antwerp,

Who'd taken much joy in the slurp

Of pussy, hirsute,

And when finished, to boot,

Would always conclude with a burp.

Mitosis by Kevin Van Aelst