I Have No Excuse.

I have no excuse.

Good point.

“Would you like anything else on your salad?” Tom asked, addressing the customer.

An explanation

'In English,' Professor Austin said, 'a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.' A voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'

Source

Via

The Grand Tour IV

There is a young barmaid from Brest,

Who can't tell you east from the west,

But when car'nal direction

Leads to an erection,

She's ever so pleased to ingest.

The trivialization of a major historical figure by way of a silly verse

Jiggery Pokery

Warrior Hua-Mulan

Put on men's armor and 

Took to the fight.

Disney portrayed her quite

Anachronistically

Still, though, she stands as a

Symbol of might.