The Earths Water Supply Is A Closed System, So All Our Fresh Water Was Dinosaur Urine At One Point. So

The earth’s water supply is a closed system, so all our fresh water was dinosaur urine at one point. So you may have been forged in the heart of a star but you were filtered through the kidney of a dinosaur, which I for one, find beautiful

You're thinking of scansion. Scalia is the white of the eye.

I have no idea who Scalia was. Isn’t that the thing that people call themselves when they are furries but with reptiles?

Space Jam (via vernacularraptor)

On nomenclature.

According to academia, “modern” means “the 1920s”, “new” means “circa 1996”, and the “future” is what people sixty years ago thought the year 2000 would look like. What word can I use to describe stuff that’s happening now?

Originally posted by durdenbury

^^ is pretty much what happens.

Things Jews Like

-Food -Puns -Amulets (soooo many amulets) -Having at least 15 moganim david in the house -The color blue -Grandmothers -Self-referential acrostic poetry -Pomegranates -Terrible wine -Hugging -Making weird stuff out of fish -Pickled everything -Differing opinions -Pretending to complain while secretly bragging -Lighting different lipid-bases substances on fire -Dancing in different kinds of circles -Kofer / henna -Making fun of a town in Poland -Stories with upsetting endings -Singing about everything -Celebrating a vital moment in Jewish history by staying up all night and studying