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Jeez, it’s been a minute, huh? Well, work on the next chapter is going slower than anticipated because SOMEONE (totally not myself) decided that they were going to write a chapter that’s totally different from the other chapters and therefore was absolutely HORRIBLE to write, and it set me back quite a bit. Anyways, I might post some of a fic for a different fandom soon, so there’s that. Thank y’all for being patient.

Batman (1940) #624

Working on a new fic!! Very excited to publish it for all you little people :)

AHHHH ITS LEGO BATMAN AND BILLFORD OMGGG 😭😭

I LOVE THEN BOTH SO MICJ IM GOING TO CRU😭😭

Theyre literally the batman and joker lego movie

Hello friends!

I am Lina from Gaza🇵🇸🍉

I have two children, one of them was born in the genocide. Please, I need a donation of 20 or 25 euros. I know that my request for help is unusual for me, but I really need you. The donation link is in my bio. Every small donation makes a difference. Help my children and my family. We lost everything and we need this money urgently

https://gofund.me/4f077ab2

I am unable to donate, but if anyone can, please do!!

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Batkids 100% call Bruce in the middle of a JL meeting to tattle on their siblings.

IMAGINE:

In the middle of JL meeting,suddenly giant monitor starts blaring and it reads 'emergency'

Ofc Bruce picks it up and the JL is like. Tense. Cuz the monitor says emergency.

And then one of the kids just goes,"BATMAN,RED HOOD! JUST STOLE MY BOOKS!"

"DID NOT!" "DID TOO!"

And then they start arguing in the background,shit goes flying,hands start punching.

And bruce is just. Holding his head and sighing while the JL behind him just goes ???? Why are fully grown adults?? Calling in an emergency?? To tattle on each other?? To batman no less?????

Based on a crack fic I’m writing :3

Proud big ass trumpet player

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

Forgot to post this yesterday, but the chapter is (finally) out! It’s a bit long, so be warned! Thank you all for waiting so patiently!

I am Malak, a medical student from North Gaza. Our home has been destroyed, and we have been displaced more than 20 times seeking safety, but danger is everywhere💔. During this journey filled with suffering, I lost my brother Moataz, who was martyred while trying to fetch water for us😢.

I want to escape this hell to save my family and continue my medical studies. I have created a donation campaign, and any contribution, whether by donating or sharing the story, means a lot to me. Your support could be the light in this dark tunnel🍉🙏.

I don’t have the ability to donate, but if you can then please do. Free Palestine. 🇵🇸🍉

The second young, queer Gothamites find out about the Batkids being queer, they will understand that coming out can be scary but at least they dont have to come out to THE Batman.

Do not stop talking about Palestine

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GREETINGS, Fiends. Anyways, for those who are refreshing the page over & over, the chapter should be updated by like,,,, tomorrow?? Maybe? Possibly? I don’t know, I’m almost done but I try not to write too late into the night (because I have to be Batman /hj) so yeah! If it’s not tomorrow, it will definitely be the day after! Thanks so much for your patience!

Hi guys! For those who are patiently waiting for a new chapter, I apologize for how long it’s taking! I’ve been really busy lately, I have an incredible lack of motivation, and I’m trying to make this chapter at least readable! Thank you for understanding:)

To those who have been following my fic antics, I got hit with ✨crippling self doubt✨ and therefore work on the chapter has been paused! I anticipate releasing it within the next week though! Thank you for understanding :)

This is for the one specific person who I am violently staring at right now

To whom it may concern, I am working on a chapter update as we speak! (Or type? I don’t know) it’s also gonna be long, and then the chapter after that will be a short one!

THIS!!

sometimes i think about how funny it would be if bruce had a slight english accent as a result of alfred being the only adult in his life for most of his formative years. that or he just says british slang instead of english.

this either drives his children insane, or they think it’s the most hilarious thing ever.

__________________________

Bruce: Can you pass the chips?

Dick: Sure, B. *passes over the potato chips*

Bruce: No, the chips.

Dick: ???? … yeah? here?

Bruce: NO! THE CHIPS! *gesturing wildly for the french fries*

Damian: Father, are you having a stroke?

———

Batman: Alright, this mission is very important. It is imperative that everything goes to schedule. (shh-edule)

*red robin and red hood snicker*

Batman: *glare* As I was saying, it all must go to shh-edule…

RR & RH : *uproariously laughter *

Batman: *harsher glare* Is something funny?

RR: Oh nothing, B, don’t worry.

RH: Absolutely nothing wrong, “left-tenant”

RR & RH: *dying of laughter *

———

Bruce: *reaching the end of a long rant about responsibility and making sure you are keeping yourself and others safe* And what do you have to say for yourself??

Duke: … You sound like Alfred…

Bruce: *horrified look over coming him* … what

Cass: *furious nodding*

*Some time later, after B has been fished out of Gotham Harbor, which he jumped into after declaring that he “couldn’t turn into his father”*

Alfred: *reaching the end of a long rant about responsibility and making sure you are keeping yourself and others safe* And what do you have to say for yourself??

Bruce: *white as a sheet* … Sorry Alfie…

*Steph is heard furiously cackling in the background*

_______________________

anyways i just thought this was fun

Obligatory introduction post (pensive)

Name(s)- Harps, Harper, Harpsichord

Pronouns- They/He

Gender: A secret fourth option

Interests: BATMAN, Superman on Tuesdays /j, The Walten Files, Gravity falls, Inanimate insanity, HFJone

(Psst! If you like TWF check out my Ao3: Holy_fanfic_batman! )

Sorry for the short intro, I’ve never done this before (pensive)

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Please, I’m desperate

have we figured out what the spring poster says?

me and my friends have been trying to figure it out and here’s what we have so far:

BRIGHTON HIGH

Michigan, Livingston County

SPRING PARTY!

May 2nd, 1974

[something]

[something]

[something]

LET'S CELEBRATE

SPRING SEASON

WITH A

DELIGHTFUL AND

ENTERTAINING

PARTY!

[something]

[something]

if anyone has anything PLEASE let me know

Bruce: Once Alfred and I are gone, Dick will be in command.

Dick: Dick in charge! No look high five. Whoo!

*holds out hand and hits Bruce’s ear*

Dick: That’s not your hand. Wait. Is that a healed over earring hole? Do you have a scandalous past?

Bruce: I was stabbed while out on patrol. The scar extends through the lobe and into the neck.

Dick: No one likes it when you do that.

not to talk Bad about dc live action movies (i will talk bad) but can these people who keep funding and writing these movies read their source materials for a moment because holy fuck some of these rendition sucks ass