Sir Topham Hatt: So Let's Start With A Simple Problem To Start Our Day. So Mr Percival Has 19 Bottles

Sir Topham Hatt: So let's start with a simple problem to start our day. So Mr Percival has 19 bottles of dish soap-

Fergus Duncan (Small railway controller): Wait why does Mr Percival have so many soaps? Mr Percival: MIND YO BUSINESS FERGUS! This my life! Damn!

Lolllllllll. But Mr. Percival would probably have 19 bikes instead of shampoo because he just loves bikes.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 211:

Toby: Okay, when I said "Take something from the beach as a little gift". I meant something like like a seashell!

Thomas, Percy and Mavis, all struggling to hold a seagull: Fucking say that next time Toby!!!!!

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 201:

Donald: Hey Dougie look! Oliver's reading to Toad!

Douglas: Ahhh, so sweet.

Oliver, reading to Toad: *About to say Walugi* Wa- Wa- Wa-

Toad: Water!

Oliver: That's a hard word to say.

Toad: You're doing great Mr. Oliver. 😏

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 206:

Thomas: DAD HELP!!!!!! I TOLD TOBY THAT I WOULD COOK DINNER TONIGHT FOR THE STEAM TEAM, BUT I CAN'T!!!!!! I'M BANNED FROM THE KITCHEN FOR A REASON!!!!!

Edward, pouring water and coal directly into a bowl: Damn, really? And I thought I was shit at cooking.

Edward: Okay I brought Toby, This should be better.

Toby: Hey Rosie I heard you made things that kill people?

Rosie: Whaaat? Nooo, I just make things that help observe the deaths you are causing.

Toby: W-why do you make rifle scopes?

Rosie: I started in world war two back in America and you know old habits die hard, you just kinda get into a routine and you keep making scopes.

Toby: What else are you making?

Rosie: Well since then I expanded my business and started making a bunch of other gun accessories like stands for machine guns and smgs, bigger magazines, we even make our own brand of holster!

Toby: I mean you may not be causing the deaths but your equipping people really well for them! Also how did you get the money to start producing scopes?

Rosie: I actually started by making cars as a side hustle.

Toby: Your cars would have dominated the American market of you handed out all these with every car.

Rosie: Yeah I said that in the meeting but they said it wasn't an appropriate way to deal with road rage.

Okay cutting away from it for a sec, if Rosie did having a fighting style I imagine her to be the type to have a pistol and some sort of sniper riffle. Cause ya know, shunting for the pistol, weaving in and out of trucks like weaving in and out of buildings or debris, and the sniper cause a pistol can't do well for long range and it seems like she doesn't have a problem hitting trucks and letting them roll, just like a sniper lets his bullets fly.

Lolololol. We should probably call this au: "Edward Gets Caught With Whiff's War Crimes and Other Bullshit"

Also, totally agree with Rosie having a pistol and a sniper rifle? Fuck with her friends and die.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 209:

The Narrow Gauge Gang When They Mess Up:

Luke: Uh oh!

Rusty: Shoot!

Peter Sam: Oops!

Rheneas: Crap!

Skarloey: Oh my god!

Duke: Curse this!

Sir Handel: Goddamn.

Duncan: FUCK-