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β¨Don't forget to kiss your wife before going to work ;) β¨
i refuse to acknowledge mr percival as bald. the hat stays on sir.
Bonus me finding out Mr Percival is actually fucking bald:
I actually didn't know he was bald under his hat...
Sir Topham Hatt: So let's start with a simple problem to start our day. So Mr Percival has 19 bottles of dish soap-
Fergus Duncan (Small railway controller): Wait why does Mr Percival have so many soaps? Mr Percival: MIND YO BUSINESS FERGUS! This my life! Damn!
Lolllllllll. But Mr. Percival would probably have 19 bikes instead of shampoo because he just loves bikes.
Sir Topham Hatt: So we all know how photosynthises works-
Percy: But sir, in reality plants are farming us.
Sir Topham Hatt at his last nerve: Enlighten me.
Percy: They give us oxygen until we die and they decompose us.
Sir Topham Hatt: Well.... *The next day*
Mr Percival: Hello class, I'll be your subsitute for the next four years. Your teacher also said to give you 20 homework assignments, four pop quizes, and a hour long presentation in front of the school each day because to quote his words, "I don't need sleep I need answers."
Gordon: That did not go the way you thought it would.
Percy: It did not.
Galloping Sausage: Also, I'm genuinely surprised. How in the world did you manage to break Sir Topham Hatt mentally to the point where Mr. Percival is the substitute for the next four years?!?!
Mavis: Oh, they just have the talent of either roasting you or giving you an existential crisis.
Galloping Sausage: Since when did you pop up?!?!
Percy: I invited her to our class. They said that they were bored in the other class. Honestly I can't blame her.
Galloping Sausage: I wish I could disappear for 4 years...
What would it be like if the four inspectors (Sir Topham Hatt, Mr Percival, Fergus Duncan, Sir Robert Norramby) go partying for a few weeks and return to the railway drunk
(By the way you give me vibes that you are Toby, I have no proof but I have no doubts either xd)
The engines are definitely going to get a nasty surprise lol πππ
Sir Topham Hatt would absolutely start dancing on the roof while Gordon and Toby are trying to get him down. His grandkids are probably recording the whole thing unfold into madness.
Mr. Percival would be 100x more emotional than ever and the Narrow Gauge engines are uncomfortable as fuck when he starts blubbering about how his bike was stolen.
Sir Robert Norramby..... Ummmmmm..... Accidentally sets the entire castle on fire and now Millie, Glynn and Stephen have nowhere to sleep.
Don't know about Fergus Duncan but I know that he's single so he tries to get a partner by using horrible pick-up lines.
(Also. Yes. I am indeed partially Toby. I'm basically Gordon, Toby, Mavis and the Scottish twins combined together, I can confirm that. π)
What would Mr. Percival be like arriving with his friends(sir topham hatt, Fergus duncan and sir Robert Norramby)to show off his motorcycle?
Lmaooooo motorcycle Mr. Percival π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
The engines are going to be bamboozled when they see him!
Also I'm pretty sure SIr Topham Hatt is hanging on the motorcycle for dear life. ππππππ
something is clear, on Sodor, there is no television and no cΒΊndΒΊn3s π«
(For what you don't know, the dialogue in the frame says "I want more children")
Nah Mr. Percival what in the everlasting fuck is wrong with you?!?!?
Let your goddamn wife live in peace you absolute hoe/jk.
Mr Percival: Sir Topham, do you think Lady stays on the magic railroad because she too fears what she's created? That's a quote from spy trucks 2 have you seen it? it's like peak cinema.
Sir Topham Hatt: Or maybe because she wants to keep her identity a secret so that the engines on Sodor are safe.
Mr. Percival: I mean, the theories are endless!
Lady, in the magic railroad looking at Sir Topham Hatt and Mr. Percival: I only stay in the railroad because I like it here....
Gift For Sketalya:
Hippity hoppity, Mr. Percival is now my property (In Gacha Life 2).
I finally made him and I got some design details I want to mention: The hat that Mr. Percival is wearing is actually a construction hat. (I'm sorry but there wasn't any other hat that was close to his original hat). I just had to adjust it. That yellow vest is unfortunately obliterated from existence. I tried to adjust but it didn't work. :( And that long coat took me like 2 minutes trying to line it up perfectly. But anyways, hope you enjoy this emo nerd that I made for you! (Please don't tell to Mr. Percival that I called him an emo nerd)
π³π± Dutch PM Mark Rutte Meme π³π±
I made this meme about the Prime Minister of The Netherlands Mark Rutte was built like both SpongeBob SquarePants from Nickelodeon's SpongeBob SquarePants and Mr. Percival from Thomas & Friends for riding a bike, wearing a pair of glasses and being a happiest man.