Incorrect Ttte Quotes 221:

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 221:

Sir Topham Hatt: Now, before I let you engines rest. Is there anything you would like to say?

Thomas: Oh yeah. Uh, didn't you say that the King is coming today?

Sir Topham Hatt: What was that Thomas?

*Engines are surrounding Thomas with weapons as James is about to silce Thomas' neck with his sword*

Thomas: Nothing-I said NOTHING. I didn't say anything....

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 229:

*Toby and his driver were talking when the both of them saw Henrietta and Toby's firewoman talking in the distance*

Toby: Oh my god! There she is!

Toby's driver: Why don't you just confess to her?

Toby: I can't! I'm too shy!

Toby's driver: Here's my advice: Just keep going. Got it?

Toby: Okay.

*Toby then walks towards the two pair before clearing his throat*

Toby: EWDNFEWIOAFOIEWBVIOWBAVBIOAWBVIO-

Henrietta and Toby's firewoman: Is he okay?...

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 231:

Nia: So we actually have the chip reader now?

Rebecca: *Holding a tortilla chip* Oh yeah? *Slides the chip onto the chip reader*

Nia: Oh, it's not gonna work with that kind of ch-

*Nia stares in disbelief as the chip reader actually reads the tortilla chip*

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 232:

Gordon: I don't want to.

Toby: Come on! At least show some respect for the young tank engine! I mean, he has proved himself to be really brave in dire situations! Giving him a complement won't hurt!

Gordon: Toby I puke whenever I'm forced to praise somebody that I don't like.

Toby: Well, maybe give this a shot!

Gordon: Alright fine.

*Gordon walks up to Thomas and Percy, who were chatting*

Gordon: *Clears throat* Thomas, I think you're a really courageous engine when hard times come.

Thomas: Damn really?

Toby: See Gordon! I told you it's not that hard-

*Gordon starts puking in a trash can before Toby can finish his sentence*

Percy: Oh, looks like he's vomiting again....

After escaping sailor John and Sir Topham hatt.

Edward: Okay screw it, if anything else happens I'm making a break for the mainland.

Hank: Thomas how did you not die from that tank?

Thomas: *Holds up Nokia phone armor* Never underestimate Nokia.

Toad: Oh great, what do you want?

Toby: Toad? What are you doing here?

Toad: Trying not get my business back from James.

Edward: James!?

Toad: He bought my business after Mavis tried to sue me, and If I Don't get it back Sodor is doomed.

Percy: What do you mean by that?

Toad: Simple, James has the ability to build the one thing that can stop Sir Topham Hatt.

Edward: And what is it? It better be useful....

Toad: James can built a nuclear bomb to decimate the entire railway.

Everybody else: .....That is not useful at all....

Toad: Well I mean, do you guys have any other ideas?!?

Thomas: Uhhhh...No.....

Toad: Yeah, that's what I thought....

Hank: So you're saying that we should use the bomb to threaten Sir Topham Hatt to close the weapons business?!!?

Toby: That's not even ethical!!!!

Edward: Well, I'm already tired of this bullshit and I just want things to go back to normal. So, we might as well do it.

Thomas: Hmmm...Yeah....

Bill and Ben as they wake up: It's Monday!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Donald and Douglas bursting in: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWO YOU DO THIS EVERY MONDAY!

Bill, Ben, stop complaining. Monday is always part of the week. Everybody hates Mondays it's not like you two are any special. 🙄