After Escaping Sailor John And Sir Topham Hatt.

After escaping sailor John and Sir Topham hatt.

Edward: Okay screw it, if anything else happens I'm making a break for the mainland.

Hank: Thomas how did you not die from that tank?

Thomas: *Holds up Nokia phone armor* Never underestimate Nokia.

Toad: Oh great, what do you want?

Toby: Toad? What are you doing here?

Toad: Trying not get my business back from James.

Edward: James!?

Toad: He bought my business after Mavis tried to sue me, and If I Don't get it back Sodor is doomed.

Percy: What do you mean by that?

Toad: Simple, James has the ability to build the one thing that can stop Sir Topham Hatt.

Edward: And what is it? It better be useful....

Toad: James can built a nuclear bomb to decimate the entire railway.

Everybody else: .....That is not useful at all....

Toad: Well I mean, do you guys have any other ideas?!?

Thomas: Uhhhh...No.....

Toad: Yeah, that's what I thought....

Hank: So you're saying that we should use the bomb to threaten Sir Topham Hatt to close the weapons business?!!?

Toby: That's not even ethical!!!!

Edward: Well, I'm already tired of this bullshit and I just want things to go back to normal. So, we might as well do it.

Thomas: Hmmm...Yeah....

Anouncer: Three engines are tied for the seasons points lead. And the winner of this race will win the season title, and, the great railway show! Does Old Reliable Edward have vone more victory in him before retirement?

Anouncer 2: He's been Sir Topham Hatts golden boy for years! Can he win him one last great railway show?

Anouncer: And as always in the second place spot we have Henry! He's been chasing that Tender his entire carrer.

Announcer 2: Henry thought this was his year fella's, a chance to finally emerge from Edward's shadow. But the last thing he expected was, Gordon the blue engine!

Announcer: You know I don't think anybody expected this! The rookie express engine came into the season unknown, but everyone knows him now!

Announcer 2: The legend, the runner up, and the rookie! Three engines, one champion!

YOOOOOO THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! IMAGINE IF THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE!!!! THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SOO COOL!!!!!

Prolouge to the EGCUIWWCAOB saga. Whiff: What if I bought Toad's Business? James: I don't know if you've heard but he's about to be in a huge lawsuit with Mavis. Why would you wanna buy them right now? Whiff: Well first, I need more business opertunites.

James: Debatable. Whiff: And second, I can take her.

Mavis: You stay out of this. Whiff: And lastly I've never had anything for sale that compete with Mavis, but now, we got Toad's business up for grabs. The stuff he makes sounds like Whiff weapons already. James: Dude, please don't do it.

Whiff: Why not?

James while thundering away: Cause I'm gonna beat ya to it! Whiff: Wait what!?

James: Yep! Good luck trying to beat me! Bye bye! *Leaves*

Whiff: Ugh, jesus. Now what do I do?!?!

Rosie: Oh! Oh! How about you start a weapons business?

Whiff: Why would you want me to do that?

Rosie: I mean, they give you a lot of money if you think about it! Plus, all of the money can fund the railway!

Whiff: Well, I am an expert at creating weapons so should be a good idea.

Whiff: Watch out James, I'm going to beat you. 😈

@glitterking599's Henry: I HATE YOU!!!!!

@glitterking599's Gordon: I HATE YOU EVEN MORE!!!!!!

MC Gordon: ....I'm no alternate universe expert but is that alternative universe of Henry and me fighting?

MC Edward: Yeah of course! What, are you blind?!

MC Gordon: No of course not! I'm glad that our issues were resolved early on rather than having it drag on.

MC Edward: Yeah same.

My Gordon: GOD DAMN HENRY WHERE THE F*CK ARE WE?!?

My Henry: Why are you blaming me?! I said turn left back there and you went right?!

My Gordon: You were pointing right and confusing your left with right again!

My Henry: I DONT DO THAT!

My Gordon: YES YOU DO AND ITS ALWAYS WHEN YOURE EXHAUSTED!!!

My Henry: GO TO H*LL!

My Gordon: WHEN I HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU AND YOUR SORRY ASS IM ALREADY THERE!!

@unpopularvivian Edward: What the fuck? Ah sh*t here we go again.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 227:

*Duncan was shunting some trucks when he accidentally bumped into a pair of buffers*

Duncan: ARGH!!!! HOT BELGIUM WAFFLES!!!

Duncan: Wait, I'm alone....

*Duncan then looks around*

Duncan: I can swear for real!

Duncan:*Breathes* SON OF A-

*Censored beeping can be heard in the background*

Diesel 10: Even if you started running now you wouldn't get far. Thomas: At least my voice doesn't sound like a broken thrift shop guitar. Disel 10: Damn, okay that one was actually good.

Lololololoololol Diesel 10 get roasted 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thomas is out there destroying careers with flying colors!