Basic Engine Headcanons:

Basic Engine Headcanons:

Engines, coaches, trucks, etc are products that are made by Lady, the sole goddess and creator of Sodor and its living machinery. Their life source is a special kind of dust called "Gold Dust" which can turn any inanimate machine into a living and breathing entity.

Living machinery are called "Gold Dust Lifeforms" and they can switch between two forms: The Gold Dust Form and The Human Form.

The Gold Dust Form refers to a Gold Dust Lifeform's original form like a steam engine, express coach, rolling stock.

The Human Form refers to a Gold Dust Lifeform humanoid appearance. Usually in the Human Form, their skin are grey and are much taller than a regular sized human.

In addition, Gold Dust Lifeforms don't need to eat anything in order to survive, they just do it for pleasure. However steam engines in particular, feel full of energy whenever they drink water. The engines' strength are 75% of their Gold Dust Form but are still extremely strong. Like, breaking limbs or throwing somebody into the sky is very easy for them. They're also super fast and their senses are more advanced than the average human.

However the Gold Dust Lifeforms' sense of taste is very interesting.

Steam engines for instance can taste sweetness, saltiness, bitterness, savoriness and especially sourness. They can't taste spiciness though and can't tell the difference between normal foods and spicy foods.

Diesels can taste sweetness, saltiness, savoriness and spiciness. But they can't taste sourness or bitterness. Unfortunately they can't eat sugar because it can cause them to break down and feel sick. Some diesels like Phillip and Diesel insist on eating them though. (That is literally a death wish you two are having)

Electric engines' sense of taste is extremely concentrated for some reason so they have to be careful about what they're putting in their food. They can taste all five tastes.

Coaches, rolling stock, trucks, etc's sense of taste is extremely diluted and when they eat food, it tastes bland or unappetizing. So they have to put lots of condiments to combat their poor taste buds.

Any bad coal, water, fuel, etc can make engines extremely ill and sick. They may start puking, feeling nauseous or dizzy or feel fatigued. This can affect both forms so it's important to check your engine's source of energy.

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GO! Donald: Scotland flag flying high stronger than that Sodor pride I'm pitted up against old Iron I've seen piles of snow that climb a lot higher! Three branchline coaches made you struggle in a rainstorm just like Trevor you stupid old and worn! OOOOOOOOOOOHH Dropping these fire bars spitting em really far ain't no one on this island cept me twin can beat my roar cause you all cause confusion and delay while we do our jobs you know! Pulling trains together we're the best team! And even on our own we stand better you see! A old engine like you ain't gonna spit a better verse old iron like you is gonna ride in a herse! Edward: Some bitch ass mother fuck decided to test me he is smuuggling his raps from scotland and you ain't gonna believe me! Putting myself on the line I pull the passengers through the storm putting yourself on the line you back into a signal box! Pushing through the snow amounts to nothing when a train of pipes make a devide between you two! Emily can confirm you two hit a new low! Putting you down to lie in red coated snow! Black paint jobs we're switched to blue to mimick me! I'm the goat and not just in the railway series! Donald: You wanna talk about smuggling engines to be saved? You took that old iron Trevor now that's a stowaway! Couldn't ask for maintence and so you broke a crankpin, even Thomas knows that's no way to run all day kid! Ain't no one out here who finds you arc intresting, when the scotish twins come running you hear the crowd cheering!

Edward: Final verse who kid you shoulda made it count! With this last one I'm gonna knock you out! Your paintwork looks sloppy so was your intro, in legend of lost treasure should have been gone yo! Losing a reason to see why you challenged me, ain't no one here who thinks you'll beat see? Finish you with one last line I don't mean to boast, but I'm gonna make you lost just like your missing COACH!

Diesel: WHO WON?? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

And the winner of this rap battle is.......

🎤⭐DONALD⭐🎤

Never mess with the Scottish twins!!!!

Who's rapping next?

Donald and Edward! (Holy shit I never imagined for the wheel of names generator to choose these two)

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Henry: I've been living life at the top never gonna stop! WOO! Pushing through rain and snow I own the kipper ain't no one care about a branch line with a bitch as loser mainline engines strongest on the island I've just been living life at the top WOO! How you going respond to that I rap too fast faster than your six small wheels have ever known tell the police I'll pay for your cow catchers yo!

Thomas: I'm the number one one the island I make the branch go viral I'm on your desktop I'm a icon! I pull smooth fact or cap That's a fact! I ain't need no exercise slow poke, I rap so fast you get no cash woo! Faster than diesel 10 drop these bars didn't think you'd come back from such a big crash aye good luck living that down as we roll around got so much drip I cause a flood you pull the Kipper and I smell something in the air!

Henry: Bout to clap back with the power of two I super rescued two diesels and pull six lovely tenders how bout you! Fell down a mine and crashed in the station masters house aye good luck getting that lived down! Me and James like Rascal flats we on top of that the mainline is our domain the big engines run the station finish this verse leaving you wonder if you got it locked it?

Thomas: Oh we going there? Henry it's quick to list stuff you haven't crashed into your a disaster on the rails we go back and forth but I've been living life like a king! You got nothing on me I shunt your trains show some respect Mr scared of the rain! I bring in the dough to help afford that special Welsh coal, your the islands money pit and it just ain't worthy it so park it on a siding you son of a bitch!

Diesel: WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

The winner of this rap battle is........

⭐🎤 HENRY 🎤⭐

Looks like Thomas isn't number one after all!

James and Rosie: *Arguing noises*

Rosie: That's it! *Cocks gun*

Conner: Rosie!

Rosie: Shit.

Conner: Did I teach you nothing? Hold the gun sideways! That's a killshot!

Rosie: Oh yeah right! Sorry pops. *Holds the gun sideways*

James: Wait what the hell? I just got jumped on by Mavis-

*James proceeds to get shot*

Conner: Alright as we near the Summer I want to let you all know the computers lent to you are due today.

James: The school never gave us computers what are you talking about?

Conner: They told me to say that.

Thomas: *Breaks out of the closet* You think this place could afford computers?

Connor: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT?!?!

Thomas: Skill.