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7 months ago

Conner: Hello everyone, I'm your substitute and I'd like to start by saying I'm only sleeping with one of your mothers.

Rosie: Real smooth dad. Real fucking smooth.

Rosie: Oh and by the way. Whose mother did you sleep with?

Connor: Thomas' mother.

Thomas: What- WHAT THE FUCK?!!?


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7 months ago

Conner: Alright so we all know theres more water on earth than land-

Ryan: Wrong!

Conner: How so?

Ryan: There's more land under the water.

Connor: Actually, you're correct.

Ryan: Finally! A teacher with braincells!


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7 months ago

Conner: Can anyone tell me the answer to this problem on the board?

Mavis: 52!

Conner: And that's why it's important to study class.

Mavis: Thanks.... Wait-

Percy: HA!!!! GOT HER!!!!

*The class then starts laughing at Mavis*

Rosie: *Looks at Mavis* Wanna be emo with me?


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7 months ago

Conner: Alright can someone tell me the answer to 4*4?

Thomas: Gordon to the power of four.

Conner: Really?

Thomas: Kids say what they remember, adults say what the know, but legends create their own answers. And etc etc.

Conner: What do you mean etc?

Thomas: End of Thinking Capacity.

James: Truer words have never been spoken.

*Everybody starts clapping*

Gordon: Okay, that is simply amazing.

James: I know right?

*Everybody then starts clapping louder*


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7 months ago

Conner: Now, does anyone have any questions?

Phillip: Yes actually, what is THAT?

*Giants closet locked with chains*

Conner: Dont worry about it, kay?

Phillip: But I wanna know! πŸ₯Ί

Connor: If you dare to open that, you're gonna die. Okay?

Phillip: I-I'll be g-good....


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7 months ago

Conner: Now today's test is going to be easy, there is a right answer

Thomas: Sounds good.

Conner: Who was better, George Carlin or Bingo Star?

Thomas: ....Oh shit.... Ummm..... Ringo Star?....

Connor: Wrong! Time for you to go inside the chained up closet.

Thomas: Chained up closet? WAIT NOT AGAIN-

*Thomas then gets dragged by Connor and gets thrown into the chained up closet*


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7 months ago

James and Rosie: *Arguing noises*

Rosie: That's it! *Cocks gun*

Conner: Rosie!

Rosie: Shit.

Conner: Did I teach you nothing? Hold the gun sideways! That's a killshot!

Rosie: Oh yeah right! Sorry pops. *Holds the gun sideways*

James: Wait what the hell? I just got jumped on by Mavis-

*James proceeds to get shot*


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7 months ago

Conner: Alright as we near the Summer I want to let you all know the computers lent to you are due today.

James: The school never gave us computers what are you talking about?

Conner: They told me to say that.

Thomas: *Breaks out of the closet* You think this place could afford computers?

Connor: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT?!?!

Thomas: Skill.


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7 months ago

Hank: So Conner is home sick so I hope you all prepared for the practical examination.

Thomas: Percy?

Percy: No clue Thomas.

Hank: Calculators are not allowed on the test.

James: I thought this was Spanish class?

Gordon: Wait this isn't history?

Henry: *Wakes up* is it lunch yet?

Emily: Did you study this? *points to notebook*

Mavis: No it won't be on the test.

Emily (knows it now will be): Riiiiiiiiight.

Percy: Also, how did you get out of jail?

Hank: Somebody managed to bail me out.

Percy: Hmmmm....Wonder who could that be?....


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7 months ago

Conner: Can anyone give me a sentence starting with the letter I?

Thomas: I is-

Conner: Woah! Never put is after a I, always put am.

Thomas: Fine. I AM the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Ryan: Gottem.

Connor: Thomas, you aren't even number 9.

Thomas: Well fuck you! I can be any number that I want to be!

Connor: Oh Thomas, it's time for you to go back to the cursed closet again. πŸ™‚

Thomas: CATCH ME IF YOU CAN SUCKER!!!

*Thomas then zooms out of the classroom while Connor chases him*


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7 months ago

Conner: Alright class I hope y'all studied for today's test.

Emily: *Visibly stressing*

Rosie: *Hugs Emily*

Thomas: Y'all can't chill with the public displays of affection?

Conner: You got a problem with her being gay?

Thomas: *Slams his backpack to the floor* THAT IS A ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SENTENCE! *Storms out* What is everyone's deal with assuming crap like that!?

Percy: Ngl it is kinda annoying at times.

Thomas: EXACTLY!!!! *Disappears*

Percy: Thomas really needs to chill. Like seriously, does this dude have some pent up anger or something?

Douglas: Aye. Considering the test is about to start. I canne blame him. (Forgive me if I suck at Scottish Accents)


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7 months ago

Conner: You did not hold back kid.

Rosie: I'm not taking Marklin's bullshit.

Conner: I don't blame you, hey if you and Emily go up against each other, you holding back or going all out?

Rosie: You love putting me in tough spits don't you.

Conner: Your my kid I can do what I want.

Rosie: Well, you're my dad so I can do what I want.

Connor: Ha! You still got that spirit in you after all! I love you Rosie.

Rosie: I love you dad. 😊


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