Incorrect Ttte Quotes 270:

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 270:

Diesel, wearing a binder: Ughh..... When am I going to get my top surgery?!? Den and Dart said that it'll be in a few weeks but it's taking forever!!!!

Diesel: Jesus, I want a flat chest.

Toby, who's literally missing his chest: I WISH I HAD A CHEST!!!!!!

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*Gordon and Edward spots Rebecca hanging out with the troublesome trucks*

Edward: What the?!! Rebecca is friends with the troublesome trucks?!!? How is that even possible!??!

Gordon: Well, the troublesome trucks have nothing to do with their lives so they cause trouble just for the fun of it.

Gordon: Rebecca, on the other hand, likes to join any kind of shenanigans that people are up too and they're literally called the capybara of Sodor for a reason.

Edward: Wait hold up, Rebecca uses they/them pronouns? I thought it uses it/its pronouns!!!

Gordon: Oh Lady, don't get me started on this whole conversation again...

Who's throwing down next?

Percy and Douglas!

Diesel: Alright before we start today update on Percy's situation, apparently he decided that infusing caffeine in sour patch kids was a good idea and couldn't sleep for a week so he has no one but himself to blame. Spencer moves on.

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Boco: Walk in feeling like a villain! Green jacjet so thrillin! Paint job screaming in your face nicest diesel on the island rocking on the Brendan branch spitting facts I help keep Bill and Ben in place Helped poor Derek on his day and you know I'm here to stay!

Edward: Me and my buddies! Woo! We making all this money, I know its rude to be braging,they never catching us lacking! Y'all better stop! You know I'm gonna climb to the to top! Me and Thomas like Calvin and Hobbes, batman and rob, robbing you blind I pull trains on time!

Boco: My greatest idols are all time rivals I'm talking Salty at the docs.

Edward: every room I walk into it's like I hear is applause!

Boco: Y'all know I'm on a mission I'll rock your cab!

Edward: Boom! Lights camera action know I spit real fast pulling trains talking on time like that!

Boco: Goods engine I pull trains rock on that!

Edward: Feeling like Jimmy neutron with the raps!

Boco: Why you always living in the past?

Edward: Let me give ya something that'll last!

Boco: Keep up with my rap! Woo! I working hard on this island! I know you ain't gonna clap back, fire raps like that that!

Edward: Walk into a room everyone know I'm the goat, been this way since the beginning. Edward's branch line is it's name and it's Edward's exploit! We all know I sell the merch and toys!

Boco: Me and my buddies on this online know I flow faster than Gordon pulling the express keep up with Bill and ben strongest engine on this whole Island finish this verse I keep winning!

Edward: I know it's rude to be bragging, you know you can't do that about your class! I know it be rude to clap back, but old iron don't care I'm the one who wrote the rulebook! Watch your mouth I'm the goat! Old Iron here Got a nice blue coat!

Diesel: Woo! Talk about a format switch up!

Who won? Who's next? YOU DECIDE WOO!

Okay. First off. Percy:

WHY???????

Please don't do that again.

Back on track here: And the winner of this rap battle is....

✨🎤BOCO🎤✨

I think this Wheel of Names thing has a bias lol. 😂😂😂

Well fuck. Turns out that @feralscienceshipper is actually @bitcoinhardenshipper123. And they're a Zionist who supports Israel and Zionists are NEVER tolerated in my blog. They just commented on one of my posts this afternoon:

Yeah, this problem ain't done yet. 😔

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Oliver: It's going down you can feel it in the crowd it's everything ya wanna be around! You can hear me now ain't gonna pipe down, whistle got a little too loud!

Toby: It's going down! We about to get it no doubt! Feet to the ground, hear the sound! Know we gonna battle right now!

Oliver: Me and Toad come through you better step back, ain't no way you gonna a come back! Stuffed up voice your pathetic, this is how we do it where I come from!

Toby: Drag my name through dirt I'm still shining! Ring my bell I'm free styling! Henrietta got my back, this is how I do it where I come from!

Oliver: Old ain't no gold see it on your face!

Toby: May be old But I keep pace! Throwing bars in the sky know I'm gon beat ya!

Oliver: Ooooooh!!! Ain't no way!

Toby: It's going down, feel it all around, scare ya off like cows. Know the sound, got enough to go around, this is how I do it down at Arlsburg!

Oliver: Annoying police like a outlaw, your verses should be outlawed!

Toby: Built my respect up from the ground floor, ain't gon pray on your downfall!

Oliver: I got bad ass energy just ask Scruffy! Goat of the little western just look at me!

Toby: Been around long enough I got dirt on my feet may be a bit rough but that's just how it gon beEEEEEE!

Both: It's going down, you can feel it all around everything you ever wanna be around!

Toby: More mental strength I ain't missing hit the bullseye, times I saved the railway number is higher than the sky!

Oliver: Trashing an old shed nah wait that's just you! Your a stupid ugly tram we all know the truth!

Diesel: Who won? Who's next? You decide!

And the winner is....

✨🎤OLIVER🎤✨

Man, the Great Western are really winning all of these rap battles!