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Incorrect Ttte Quotes 48:
Den: Uh? Dart? I burnt the w-water.
Dart: Den, how the fuck did you burn the water?!?!
Den: I-I don't know man. I-It just went up in flames-
Dart: OH MY GOD DEN, THE DIESELWORKS IS ON FIRE!!!!
Den: I-I'm sorry Dart! I can't cook!
Dart: FFFFFFUUUCCCCKKKK-
Incorrect Ttte Quotes 270:
Diesel, wearing a binder: Ughh..... When am I going to get my top surgery?!? Den and Dart said that it'll be in a few weeks but it's taking forever!!!!
Diesel: Jesus, I want a flat chest.
Toby, who's literally missing his chest: I WISH I HAD A CHEST!!!!!!
Den: I don't get why we have to hold her hostage.
Diesel 10: So Rosie doesn't make any stupid moves.
Emily: Can I please rest my arms?
Dart: You hold them high!
Diesel 10: Why the fuck wouldn't she be able to put her arms down? She can't do anything without you blowing her head off idiots!
Dart: Sorry boss!
Diesel 10: Alright now I got to decide the next rappers. Someone make sure they're all still locked up.
Norman: Yes sir.
Diesel 10: *Turns towards Emily* And you. This will be your new home until your "girlfriend" comes and saves you. I'm love to see you rot in darkness.
Emily: First off. Don't call Rosie my "girlfriend". She's absolutely amazing and second. You might wanna check what's happening.
Diesel 10: What?-
*Dart, Den and Norman all get hit in the head by a frying pan*
*The diesel works Playing DND*
Diesel 10: I said, SLAY the dragon not LAY the dragon, you are the worst bard I have ever met!
Dennis: Shut up you look like someone who drops common loot!
Diesel 10: *Takes 1d4 Vicious mockery damage* ....I am the garsh done evil king you take that back!
Dennis: I'll take it back and give it to your mother!
Diesel 10: Don't bring my mother into this!
Dennis: She looks like someone who only drops bones!
Diesel 19: *Physically recoils taking 1d4 vicious mockery damage* AH- son of a bitch!
Den: U-U-Uhhh. S-Should w-we s-stop t-this g-game?...
Daisy: Oh yeah. We probably should. I mean, nobody wants to see an ugly fight between a ghost and an illegal diesel with a claw.
Diesel 10: DAISY IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I WILL KILL YOU AND THEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!!
Dennis: I bet that she could sent you crying after 5 seconds!
Diesel 10: *Takes damage in real life* FUCKING BITCH-