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Boco: Been here since season two and more popular than you You were a bitch after season eight no debate! You can't wait five seconds for Bertie with the express and not taking water Mars you embarrassed! The fandom has done so much with me what have they done with you? You were the most inconsistent and I can prove!

Emily: I've come this far and I'm not about to lose to a smelly old diesel who had nothing to him OOH! You disappeared after season 5 what a shock! Just like your faulty engine the class was based upon! No one finds you interesting your most memorable moment was with the clay works twins! Meanwhile I've had tons of lead roles and plenty of good roasts! I made it to CGI and All engines go! No one thinks of you when thinking modern, not even the reverend could think of something to do!

Boco: We're throwing low blows fine lets go! Talking bout my engine what about you? On your ertl model character card you have issues with wheels slip too! Your character's been inconsistent and while you may be good to look at no kid would see the way you talk and go "I wanna be like that"! Would throw some more burns but I've already won! The best diesel on the island can pull 222 newtons!

Emily: Plenty of years of experience since the 19th century I bring grace and speed to the rails while your a ugly buzz box! Leaking oil everywhere stinking up the yard I'll put you to the test! Fighting you is more pathetic than poor old Derrick. I'm not even gonna spit anymore bars, because we both know that when clapping back you wont. Get. Far! *Mic drop*

Diesel: Who won? Who's next? YOU DECIDE!

And the winner of this rap battle is......

🎤✨EMILY✨🎤

We have our first female winner!

Thomas: *Slams his backpack on the desk* Kay frankly I don't understand how every pride thing works, but what I do know is Duck is in the LGTBQ+ community and I need someone to explain it.

Ryan: Bro ask Rosie and Emily, they're literally the gayest mothafucka's I have ever seen.

Rosie: *Cocks gun* You got a problem with that?

Ryan: That's an entirely different sentence!

Percy: Edward, Henry, Gordon and BoCo are all fucking gay. And I heard that Toby is transmasc and bisexual.

Thomas: Everybody in this school are gay as fuck.

Who's rapping next? Also can we get a list of the characters who won and a list of those who lost and maybe ones who haven't rapped yet?

For the list of who lost:

Percy

Spencer

Sir Topham Hatt

Toby

BoCo

Edward

Thomas

Oliver

For the list of who won:

Marklin Engine

Douglas

Rosie

James

Emily

Donald

Henry

Gordon

Diesek: Alright Percy is kinda at a hospital, not sure what's going on, just hand us the next rappers so we know who's rapping.

Edward and BoCo!

Diesel: Alright before we start today update on Percy's situation, apparently he decided that infusing caffeine in sour patch kids was a good idea and couldn't sleep for a week so he has no one but himself to blame. Spencer moves on.

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Boco: Walk in feeling like a villain! Green jacjet so thrillin! Paint job screaming in your face nicest diesel on the island rocking on the Brendan branch spitting facts I help keep Bill and Ben in place Helped poor Derek on his day and you know I'm here to stay!

Edward: Me and my buddies! Woo! We making all this money, I know its rude to be braging,they never catching us lacking! Y'all better stop! You know I'm gonna climb to the to top! Me and Thomas like Calvin and Hobbes, batman and rob, robbing you blind I pull trains on time!

Boco: My greatest idols are all time rivals I'm talking Salty at the docs.

Edward: every room I walk into it's like I hear is applause!

Boco: Y'all know I'm on a mission I'll rock your cab!

Edward: Boom! Lights camera action know I spit real fast pulling trains talking on time like that!

Boco: Goods engine I pull trains rock on that!

Edward: Feeling like Jimmy neutron with the raps!

Boco: Why you always living in the past?

Edward: Let me give ya something that'll last!

Boco: Keep up with my rap! Woo! I working hard on this island! I know you ain't gonna clap back, fire raps like that that!

Edward: Walk into a room everyone know I'm the goat, been this way since the beginning. Edward's branch line is it's name and it's Edward's exploit! We all know I sell the merch and toys!

Boco: Me and my buddies on this online know I flow faster than Gordon pulling the express keep up with Bill and ben strongest engine on this whole Island finish this verse I keep winning!

Edward: I know it's rude to be bragging, you know you can't do that about your class! I know it be rude to clap back, but old iron don't care I'm the one who wrote the rulebook! Watch your mouth I'm the goat! Old Iron here Got a nice blue coat!

Diesel: Woo! Talk about a format switch up!

Who won? Who's next? YOU DECIDE WOO!

Okay. First off. Percy:

WHY???????

Please don't do that again.

Back on track here: And the winner of this rap battle is....

✨🎤BOCO🎤✨

I think this Wheel of Names thing has a bias lol. 😂😂😂

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 273:

Gordon: *Sighs* Ughhh..... These express shifts are taking time away from being with BoCo..... I know I love my job, but this is getting ridiculous....

Toby: I know Gordon! But the Fat Controller said that more people are coming to the island for their vacations! Maybe, we can find a compromise?

Edward: Gordon, the problem isn't the shifts. It's the fact that you two have different jobs. You two need to bone.

Gordon: Edward, what did you just say?

Toby: Hey Eddie, maybe don't-

Edward: I said you two need to bone. 😒

Gordon: ....How DARE you Edward Furness the K2 Larger Seagull, I am YOUR SUPERIOR MENTOR!!!!!

*5 minutes later*

Gordon: BONE!!!!!

*10 minutes later*

Gordon: What happens in my bedroom, is NONE of your business. 😠

*21 minutes later*

Gordon: BBBBOOOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

*40 minutes later*

Gordon: Don't ever speak to me like that again.... *Walks away*

It only too me three years but we finally have Braun!

Diesel 10 watching the battles: enjoy your singing while you can steamies, you'll be laughing on the other side of your boilers soon.

Splatter: Oh, yes boss! We'll show these steamies what diesels can really do...

Dodge: Umm, you mean: What diesels are really made out of?

Splatter: Wait, wasn't BoCo in this competition?

Dodge: Yeah! Of course! You're an idiot!

Splatter: No, you're an idiot!

Diesel 10: SHUT YOUR PIEHOLES OR ELSE I'M SENDING THE BOTH OF YOU TO THE SCRAPYARD!!!! GOT IT???? SPLODGE?!?

Splatter: Ermm, actually boss. It's Splatter.

Dodge: And Dodge.

Diesel 10: *Gives the two of them a death stare*

Splatter and Dodge: W-We'll b-be g-good...

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 301:

*Bill and Ben are making squeaky toy noises while walking around as BoCo talks with Mavis*

BoCo: I appreciate you taking care of the twins. Heck, you might even be better than me and Gordon at some aspects.

BoCo: But, can I ask you if you know why they're so jittery?

Mavis: Well, they were thirsty so I gave them some drinks. They been like this since.

BoCo: What did you give them? Two cans of soda? We try to stay away from sugary-

Mavis: Coffee.

*BoCo and Mavis stare at Ben and Bill as they stop and suddenly scream*

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 302:

Phillip: Is it pronounced "gif" or "jif"?

BoCo: It's-

Dodge: GIF!!!!!

BoCo: >:(

BoCo: As I was saying it's-

Mavis: JIF!!!!! JIF!!!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Splatter: No, no. You know what happens? I'm telling you. It's back to this. When you skip 3rd grade and 4th grade and the teachers don't want you there-

Daisy: Oh my god....

Splatter: And they just send you to middle school: You CAN'T FUCKING PRONOUNCE!!!!!

Diesel: It's an acronym....

Diesel: YOU IDIOTS!!!!! YOU DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Diesel: *Grabs Splatter by his shirt collar* IT'S G.I.F!!!!!!!!

*Everybody starts laughing their asses off as Splatter begins to panic*

Splatter: W-What are the options!?!!?

Stupid Ttte Memes That I Made Yesterday (Also, Thanks For 122 Followers I Love You Guys):

*Later*

Bill: Are ya sure we won't get caught?

Ben: Oh come on! I mean, we mess around with Gordon for about 100 times and we never got into any trouble-

*Suddenly, the door gets obliterated by a frying pan with a fuming Toby ready to commit murder while Henrietta, BoCo, Edward, Percy, Thomas, Emily and a bunch of other engines are trying to restrain to him*

Toby: I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TWO UP AND I'M GOING TO BURY YOU TWO ALIVE BY MYSELF!!!!!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR ALMOST RUINING MY FRIENDSHIP WITH GORDON!!!!!!

Henrietta: Toby! My dear! Slow down! Don't do this!!!!

Percy: HOW IS HE STILL MOVING?!?!?!

BoCo: Please! Don't kill the twins!!!!

Edward: *Shoots a glare at Bill and Ben* If you two want to live, then you better start sprinting!!!!!

Bill and Ben: *Starts running* NOT COOL!!!!!! NOT COOL!!!!!!

(Yes, I know this is a ttte Christmas shitpost. Yes, I know this is September. Shut up it's never too early to celebrate Christmas)

Coal (silly stupid Xmas dialogues)

Bill and Ben: *trashing their room*

BoCo: Clean up, you two! This is a mess!

Bill: No! We wanna get some coal for Christmas!

BoCo: *sigh* That’s a punishment for naughty children.

Ben: Oh, we know that!

Bill: We actually just needed a lot more of it for something!

BoCo: ...

BoCo: What have you been doing?-

*at Tidmouth*

Gordon: I swear I don’t despise you, Toby! That wasn’t my actual gift to you!-

Toby: *holding his unwrapped present, a lump of coal* You know, if you wanted to, you could’ve just said you were stuck on a present idea.

Emily: Maybe secret Santas aren’t the best tradition for us to do every year?..

Stupid Ttte Memes Part 2:

Boco

(I wanted to try my hand at drawing him)

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 381:

Bill and Ben: Ya'll STILL believe in gravity????

Bill and Ben: *Starts walking on a wall* Just walk on a wall man, it's that easy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gordon: OI BILL, BEN, WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!?!??!?

BoCo: GET DOWN!!!!!!

Guys:

Thomas: New Name: Tomine

Edward: New Name: Alice

Henry: New Name: Harriet

Gordon: New Name: Georgia

Pluto: New Name: Paislee

Phillip: New Name: Phillipa

Sir Topham Hatt: New Name: Madam Theodora Hatt (EVEN THE FAT CONTROLLER AIN'T SAFE FROM THE SPELL)

Duck: New Name: Dana

Flying Scotsman: New Name: Flying Scottie

BoCo: New Name: Brooke

Donald: New Name: Donella

Douglas: New Name: Douce

Oliver: New Name: Oliva

Toad: New Name: Toadette

Bill: New Name: Birdie

Ben: New Name: Bella

Paxton: New Name: Parker

Timothy the Ghost Engine: New Name: Timotha

Spencer: New Name: Speranza

I CAST GENDER-BENDER SPELL ON SODOR!

ALL MALE CHARACTERS ARE WOMEN AND ALL FEMALE CHARACTERS ARE MEN! And all the characters on the non-binary spectrum are exactly as they were.

LET THE CHAOS BEGIN!

Oh boy, this is going to be fun.

Let's just start with the characters on the non-binary spectrum or who are other genders:

Percy (Demiboy)

Mavis (Demigirl)

Mallard (Intersex)

Rusty (Nonbinary)

Rebecca (Deminonbinary)

Lady (Genderless but she makes herself look like a female to not avoid any confusion. I mean, she's a god. I don't think she cares about genders, sexuality and whatnot)

Harold (Boyflux)

James (Genderqueer)

(Going to reblog this to avoid making this post long as hell)

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 398:

Harriet, running a yoga club with the rest of the gender bent engines: Release all of the sounds trapped in your mind~

Harriet: *Breathes out slowly*

Dana, in the back: ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

*Brooke, Toadette, Parker, Bella, Anthony and Clarence are all staring at her*

Harriet: Duck, are you okay?.....

Dana: Somebody please hold me.....

More Characters For Classically Modern!

FINALLY, IT'S BEEN ABOUT A YEAR SINCE I MADE THE ORIGINAL POST.

I finally got more concepts for the characters that were wips! So now we got Diesel, Henrietta, Hannah, Emily, Henry with actual personalities! Also, we got some new characters like Alfred and Timothy! Let's get right to it!

Recap on the swaps:

Diesel ⬅️➡️ BoCo

Henrietta ⬅️➡️ Hannah

Emily ⬅️➡️ Henry

Alfred ⬅️➡️ Timothy

Characters:

BoCo: Looks intimidating, rough, brooding and is somebody that you wouldn't want to mess with. But he's actually really nice and kind just like his og self. Though he can and will bend you into a balloon animal, he is very strong. Is often weary and distrustful of people because of rumors spread at his old railway of how dangerous he was made to be. He is very good at telling twins apart without looking at them. Inspo: Bo from the Epic Tales of Captain Underpants.

Henrietta: Spunky, doesn't care for rules, bouncing with life and motivation and is just a cool old lady! She and Toby are partners for life and crime! Although, unlike og Hannah, she does have the ability to calm herself down and stay focused. Also fuck the police haha. Inspo: Madame Foster from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends.

Hannah: Is basically that fun teacher, parent or relative that you meet at some point in your life. She loves to teach new engines or coaches how to be Really Useful while also teaching them how to relax and to have a good time when your work is done! Is besties with James. They love to shit talk about modern society. She does not get along with Edward, there's something about him that feels off whenever she looks at him in the face.... Inspo: Two From TPOT.

Emily: Instead of Henry being one of the First Three engines on Sodor, she instead takes his place! Which means, she was a guy when Sodor just had its own railway. She didn't have any mechanical problems but she was horribly miserable inside because of her gender dysphoria. Fed up, pissed at everybody and everything and bites more than she chews. (Literally) So she would often vent to Gordon or Edward about her problems. Eventually, Emily was sent to Crewe to be given gender reassignment surgery. Once she was done, she felt like a new engine completely! It seemed like all of the world's problems just disappeared in a snap! Loves to collect gems and crystals from the quarry or mines. Is now determined, amiable and huffs and puffs! Inspo: Frankie Foster from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends.

Henry: Fatherly, generous and is an excellent shoulder to cry on. Instead of having trouble burning coal, he now has problems with his wheels and brakes. They either don't let him move, let him move too soon, don't allow him to stop or can't let him stop at all. The infamous Flying Kipper crash actually happened due to the tender engine's brakes not working at the last second. Repairs were made to fix the wheels and the brakes. Still loves nature but is now interested in sea life. Inspo: Mr. Ree from The Epic Tales Of Captain Underpants

Alfred: Sure, he still might be snobbish, arrogant and rude. But this time, he actually has a hidden heart of gold that somehow nobody has seen yet. Not even Gordon, the optimist that than happens to know everybody on the island! That all changed when a little green tank engine came to the railway. As quick as a fox landing headfirst into the snow and then getting stuck in it, Alfred and Percy quickly formed one of the most brotherly bonds that the quaint island has ever seen. He helped, defended and hanged out with Percy whenever the pair had time to see each other. However, the pair were unfortunately taken away from one another when Alfred voluntary sacrificed himself in a raging fire and got burned alive. Inspo: Mr. Krupp from Captain Underpants.

Timothy: He may look like a nice and harmless fellow, but don't be fooled. He is actually one of the most abusive and callous engines to ever exist. According to Thomas, he was known to be physically and verbally abusive towards his younger brother and constantly terrorized him. And was the only reason why Thomas started inventing new items, it was to protect himself from Timothy. Died when he got pushed off by Thomas on a bridge and fell into a rapid stream below. Inspo: Terrence from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends.

*Second diesel works DND night*

Diesel 10: When I said take the goblins out I didn't mean ON A DATE!

Dennis: Shut up your not even worth the XP!

Diesel 10: *Takes 1d4 vicious mockery damage, Condition: Flabbergasted* Uh- bu- buti'mabbeg?

Dennis: A bbeg in the TUTORIAL FIGHT!

Diesel 10: *Takes 1d4 vicious mockery damage*

Diesel: Is he going to explode?

Salty: Well, I hope that he doesn't matey! I mean, that's even worse than the time I fought a group of sea krakens!

Phillip: Can I go home?....

*Everybody instantly start laughing and snorting as Diesel 10 has an expression of dismay*

Mavis: Okay, now look what you guys have done....

Diesel: GAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

BoCo: I think inviting Phillip to the Dieselworks was a bad idea....