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Incorrect Ttte Quotes 48:
Den: Uh? Dart? I burnt the w-water.
Dart: Den, how the fuck did you burn the water?!?!
Den: I-I don't know man. I-It just went up in flames-
Dart: OH MY GOD DEN, THE DIESELWORKS IS ON FIRE!!!!
Den: I-I'm sorry Dart! I can't cook!
Dart: FFFFFFUUUCCCCKKKK-
Incorrect Ttte Quotes 166:
Dart: Diesel, I'm afraid you only have 1 year to live out your life.
Diesel: Haha!!! Oh, YEAH????
Diesel: *Cocks gun and shoots himself*
Incorrect Ttte Quotes 270:
Diesel, wearing a binder: Ughh..... When am I going to get my top surgery?!? Den and Dart said that it'll be in a few weeks but it's taking forever!!!!
Diesel: Jesus, I want a flat chest.
Toby, who's literally missing his chest: I WISH I HAD A CHEST!!!!!!
Den: I don't get why we have to hold her hostage.
Diesel 10: So Rosie doesn't make any stupid moves.
Emily: Can I please rest my arms?
Dart: You hold them high!
Diesel 10: Why the fuck wouldn't she be able to put her arms down? She can't do anything without you blowing her head off idiots!
Dart: Sorry boss!
Diesel 10: Alright now I got to decide the next rappers. Someone make sure they're all still locked up.
Norman: Yes sir.
Diesel 10: *Turns towards Emily* And you. This will be your new home until your "girlfriend" comes and saves you. I'm love to see you rot in darkness.
Emily: First off. Don't call Rosie my "girlfriend". She's absolutely amazing and second. You might wanna check what's happening.
Diesel 10: What?-
*Dart, Den and Norman all get hit in the head by a frying pan*
*Third dnd night at the diesel works*
D10: When I said to make some deals with the devil that didn't include SEALING IT WITH A KISS YOU DUMB BARD!
Dennis: Shut up any loot you have will put me into debt if I sell it!
D10: *Takes 1d4 vicious mockery damage* AH- *Brain calculations* Wait that one doesnt make any sense. For you to go into debt for selling my stuff... that means you would have to pay someone... To- OH WAI- *takes 1d4 realization damage*
Dart: Why are we even doing this?....
Arry: Ah, you're just a pussy. It's fun to see them argue.
Bert: Yeah, ah agree. Fifty bucks on Dennis to tell Ten that he gets no bitches.