At Salty's Place.

At Salty's place.

Salty: Glad you made it Mateys!

Thomas: Sorry, we got held up.

Edward: Salty whatever booze you got, I'll take it.

Rosie: How about we not get drunk and go over the plan?

Emily: Also, since when did you became an alcoholic?

Edward: After the creator went on her vacation.

*Edward what did you say? :)*

Edward: Ah! Nothing!

*Good, because I'm going to kill you*

Edward: Well fuck.

Me looking at canon Total Drama couples except for Rajbow: Man, you guys are either horny as fuck or are just too dumb to understand the consequences of dating on a reality tv show.

Meme inspired by me, an aroallo, being absolutely gobsmacked by the concept of Too Hot to Handle

MC Toby: Okay! Enough of the nonsense, let's go into the magic buffers and find Lady.

*All the engines move forward into the buffers and disappear as they're transported to the Magic Railroad. There, they end up in Shining Time Station where a small engine was waiting in front of them*

???: Peep, peep! Hello! Are you trying to find Lady?

MC Toby: Oh yeah! Where is she?

???: Well: She's already in front of you.

*The small engine then transforms into the Engine Goddess, Lady*

@gold-dust599's James: Wow, that is surprising..... So, do you know how I can go back?

Lady: Oh! A lost traveler who ended up in my world! Don't worry, I'll teleport you back to your universe. Just tell me which one it is.

Incorrect quotes

My James: h-huh? I was just in the yard about to g-grab couches?! Where am I?

@unpopularvivian’s Gordon: James what on earth are you talking about?

My James: *Spins around fast to look at Gordon* uhh?! *puts 2 and two together and finds it makes five* y-y-you a-aren’t Gordon?!!

Unpopular’s Gordon: …..? Yes…..I….am? Wait. *notices James blue shirt and knows damn well James that he knows would never be caught wearing blue* You aren’t from here are you?

My James: I-I-I d-don’t think s-so. Where are we?

Unpopular’s Gordon: Moderly Classic universe.

My James: *blinks* Y-yeah this isn’t ******* ******* universe o-or well, my universe.

Unpopular’s Gordon: ? What universe sorry?

My James: o-oh, well, uh, see the name hasn’t b-been revealed y-yet so if I try to say ******* ******* it’s just g-gonna get censored. 😅

Unpopular’s Gordon: I see. Well, you might be here for a while. Oh can I ask something about your universe?

My James: Uh, um suuuure???

Unpopular’s Gordon: Why don’t Henry and I get along in your universe?

My James: oh. That. Y-yeah they, they uh, well Gordon came to the island to ‘replace’ Henry for express duties since he was sick all the time or too tired to come into work. And his engine couldn’t properly steam as well. That and Gordon came from the LNER railway while Henry came from the LMS to help with Sodor’s railway. So even if Gordon hadn’t replaced Henry, they’d still be at each other’s throats.

Unpopular’s Gordon: I see.

My James: yeah it’s…. It’s a mess. It’s worse when you have to stop them from fighting over the coffee machine and Edward sits there and laughs like it’s the funniest thing in the world while Thomas gets up to leave because he’s tiered of their shenanigans. I swear Thomas broke it once on purpose to shut them up. It didn’t work. O-obviously.

My James: Think about work and work even harder is what Thomas believes. He pinned it on the bulletin board as a joke once. He laughed when Henry glared at him for it.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 319:

Thomas: Wow! So, you make inventions? That's so cool!

CM/Swap Thomas: Well, thanks! I was built with this intellect! Although, I did have to practice to perfect it. But hey! It's like what they say, practice beats talent!

Thomas: Haha! I know right? You're a pretty cool dude!

CM/Swap Thomas: Awww! Thanks for the compliment! Percy sometimes acts very disrespectful towards me and the others.

Thomas: So, wanna a piece of Jolly Ranchers?

CM/Swap Thomas: Ummm.... No thanks, I'm not really in the mood for one.

Thomas: Come on! Just try it! It won't hurt!

CM/Swap Thomas: *Starts backing away* I'm serious! I go crazy when I eat candy! So I can't eat it!

Thomas: *Starts chasing CM/Swap Thomas* Just take a bite I swear!

CM/Swap Thomas: *Running as fast as his little legs can take him* JAMES!!!!!!!!!!

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 323:

*Pluto, Phillip, Percy and Mavis are arguing while Toby is trying to intervene*

Toby: Okay, DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOUR MOTHER!?!?

Pluto, Phillip, Percy and Mavis: *All run* NO!!!!!!

Toby: Hehe, works every time...

Toby: They're scared to death of her!

*A pissed off Henrietta suddenly walks up to Toby*

Toby: *Turns around* AH!!!!!

Henrietta: Call me for what? 😠

Toby: A-Ah!.... Hennie my love!... 😅

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 310:

Gordon: WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!

Flying Scotsman, with his eyebrows shaved: I shaved my eyebrows. 😏

Gordon: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!?!?

Flying Scotsman: I don't know. 😏