I Like The Idea Of Magic! Batcape (Bruce Refuses To Admit It's Magic, There Has To Be A Scientific Explanation)

I like the idea of magic! Batcape (Bruce refuses to admit it's magic, there has to be a scientific explanation)

Batman, shows up at a crime scene: What do you need, Jim?

Gordon: Well, me and my men will need to look over blood spatter and try to find some DNA on the crime scene. The perp was caught on camera and-

Batman nods and opens his cape and, like a clown car, out stumbles Nightwing, Redhood, Blackbat, Red Robin, Robin, and Signal: Is this enough?

I finally got Tumblr. I have never sunken so low, at least I cannot reach any lower

Bruce feeding his little Robin - adorable. This is totally Dick too because eventually the League just accepts that getting new kids is as staple to Batman as broodiness and vengeance.

Hear me out, Bruce being the well-adjusted one.

He goes to therapy and learns some basic self-defense to help soothe his anxiety but he's just a normal dude (who is also a billionaire)

His kids, however, think that an acceptable brand of therapy is beating up criminals and taking frustration out on the streets of Gotham.

Normal Bimbo!Bruce Wayne and his murder babies

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My parents: None of our kids could be gay; we raised them better than that!

Me: *Obssesed with rocks and frogs as a kid, having a short haircut and playing varsity softball* y-yeah