I Love How While Only 3 Series Into Alex Rider TV We Really See The Jaded, Angry Alex We Get By The End

I love how while only 3 series into Alex Rider TV we really see the jaded, angry Alex we get by the end of the entire book series. The realities of a child spy are much more obvious in the show and something I really enjoy seeing explored

Saw someone describe Dick Grayson as ‘the first pancake of Bruce’s batch’ and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more accurate characterisation

‘I really like the Tim and Bernard Dynamic I don’t know why it’s just really nice’ BITCH ITS THEM

You’ve been MERTHURED. Oblivious blonde himbo and his tiny, pale, extraordinarily powerful black haired boy. You’ve been HAD.

Young Dick Grayson breaking both his legs on patrol attempting a complicated flip on ice bravely fighting bad guys but still being forced to attend galas in a wheelchair so just showing up in increasingly elaborate ways of mobility

Random Socialite trying to have a normal conversation: So, I heard your ward was in an accident. How is he?

Brucie Wayne: Oh you know, not happy being stuck inside all the time but we’re finding ways to get through it :)

*Cue Dick wheeling up in some sort of vaguely elephant shaped monstrosity, cast legs strapped to the sides with no clear means of steering or propulsion*

12 year old Dick: hi :)

Brucie: :)

Random Socialite:

From that point on it just gets completely out of control. Every weekend Dick is spotted in some new contraption: a race car, a hobby horse, a rocket - he’s driving around stealing the show. Bruce is just happy he’s actually easy to keep track of now, and the kidnapping rates have gone down dramatically since he’s strapped to at least 50 pounds of metal at all times.

Years later when Jason is in a similar situation he thanks whatever higher power is out there Bruce donated the chairs to charity so he doesn’t have to be wheeled about in a glorified trundle truck.

Dick gets doxxed when he offers one to Babs ‘as a joke’ (completely seriously)

Seeing a fandom legendary fic that’s unfinished and clearly abandoned update after literal months/years

That one time Freshly Lazarused!Jason Todd apparently got put in charge of New Jersey