Dirk X Anxious!Supportive!Reader X Jake
Dirk x Anxious!Supportive!Reader x Jake
đ God, Jake is so happy!! He's so happy you love him back - and Dirk, too, heh - but mostly him!!! He's so glad that you're so supportive and understanding, and even encouraging of his behavior towards you! And it's such a relief to not have to do something drastic like kidnap you or anything like that. You really ARE perfect!
𧥠Dirk was happy too, don't get him wrong - ecstatic, actually, borderline euphoric - but unlike Jake, he felt more⊠Guilty. He loved you so much, and felt horrible about taking advantage of you like this. It broke his heart. But his need for you to be all his (and Jake's) was far more overpowering than his moral quandaries.
đ They're more than willing to stay inside with you - all day, every day, FOREVER!!! - just curled up together on the couch or bed, with you smushed between them. Jake is more vocal during this, running his fingers through your hair and telling you how much he loves you and complimenting you, waxing poetic about your love. Dirk, however, is much more quiet. When he's holding you, snuggled into your side, and breathing in you scent, that is his own personal heaven. It's perfect. You're perfect.
𧥠If someone comes looking around, asking where you are, Dirk will most likely be the one to confront them. It'll be casual, and if they ask him if he knows where you are, he'll deny it. He doesn't know why he needs to lie. Neither him nor Jake kidnapped you - you came to them of your own free will. But⊠he doesn't want anyone trying to see you but him or Jake. You're theirs⊠Plus, he doesn't want anyone getting hurt because of him, because Jake isn't as much of a pacifist as Dirk.
đ If Jake sees that this person is still looking around for you, he won't hesitate to disappear into the night and come back bathed in blood. A body, almost completely filled with bullets and dotted with bullet holes will be found the next day. It feels so good to Jake to kill for you!!
𧥠Also, these boys have been isolated for most of their lives, so don't expect to get even a second alone. And they're both just as clingy and anxious, so they understand how you feel! If you ever get upset or anxious, please vent to them! They want to help and love you so much! All they want is for you to feel loved and happy!
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*slides a fifty dollar bill across the table* head canons for,,, kissing John Egbert??
I see you are a man of taste as well. But you can keep your money.
John Egbert kissing headcannons
HOOO BOY YALL GOT ME NERVOUS TO WRITE THIS đłđłđł
John can literally and figuratively take your breath away but at first,,, itâs, ya know.
Like kissing a pubescent boy.
No one can take the headcannon away from me that he has braces. No one
When he first kisses you itâs so silly and awkward. He picks you up. Flys you high in the air and tries to serinade you with a bunch of cheesy pick up lines. When he finally dips in for the kiss... your noses bonk. Itâs like, romantic and perfect but then just *bonk*
You both just star at each other like đđđ , John almost started crying because he thinks you hate him. The only person whoâs ever shown him kindness and stuck with him through it all, is going to hate him because the fucked up your first kiss... wait. Why are you laughing? Are you laughing at him? Whatâs happening?-
Smooch.
He planned it all out but you stole his fucking thunder, good job. You, found it so funny how hard he was trying when he could literally come up to you at anytime and try and kiss you and youâd be fine with it. So you had to steal his thunder before he started crying. He was really close to crying. He just wanted everything to be perfect and now it was. It was just, the two of you, kissing in mid air.
After that he calmed down a little bit. He began to practice kissing with you. (He says he wants to learn how to give you kisses so he practices on you, itâs just and excuse to kiss you more)
Heâs always nervous his braces are going to cut your mouth, which they have (but you told him it was fine), so he has to be extra gentle.
Unless heâs not. Now did I forget to mention PUBESCENT TEEN
That fucking dude, one day youâre both smooch and holding hands and the next heâs on top of you kissing until your lips are bleeding (he didnât want them to but braces do that) and until your lips are blue
He loves kisses. Like a lot. Heâs so touch starved so any form of affection will make him go over the moon!
His kisses, unless heâs h o r n y, are mostly just. Drawn out by a few seconds, very light and sweet and usually followed by kisses on your neck, cheek, or forehead
Did I also forget to mention how much he FUCKING LOVES TO KISS YOUR CHEEK AND FOREHEAD
like HOLY SHIT
he literally will stop whatever heâs doing and give you a small peck on the cheek. Theyâre always followed by an âI love youâ or cuddles.
But your hands, holy shit. If you thought he was cheesy before just wait. Heâll be fucking bowing and kissing your hand and wrist and anything that youâre comfortable with?
BRUH IF YOURE A SLYPH, THIEF, MUSE, OR LORD
THAT BITCH IS KISSES YOUR ARMS ALL THE FUCKING TIME
He loves it SO MUCH
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CAGYEGFYEHGY CAN YOU WRITE FOR KARKAT OR KANKRI I LOVE KANKRI SM PLEASE ID CRY PLS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE
Kankri Vantas general headcann9ns
Oh boy here we go
You both meet in the dream bubbles, ya know when heâs dead
If youâre a human heâd be very interested to meet you. But if youâre a troll heâd be a bit more annoyed about your presence. So youâre gonna have to try a little bit harder to get his attention
Heâs a little problematic as we know, so if youâre human and youâre the first one he sees get prepared for and earful of questions.
âHell9 human I wanted t9 speak t9 y9u a69ut s9me human f9rmed questi9ns that y9u w9uld 6e a6le t9 answer f9r me. Let me 6eing 6y listing my triggers-â
âOh hey yeah, sure, ask awayâ
Heâd be a bit flabbergasted if you managed to listen through his entire speech and answer whenever he asks a question.
He mostly observes you from far away.
Now if youâre a troll you may have to try a lot harder to get his attention. Unless youâre a lime blood because if so you WILL get an earful of questions
You might have to listen to all of his speeches and tag your triggers before talking to you before he starts to like you.
Now when he figures out he likes you itâs a wild ride
âP9rrim it has c9me t9 my attenti9n that the human is very attractive, n9t in a red way, h9wever in a general sense 9f the w9rd âattractiveâ. I d9nât kn9w what this feeling is. Theyâre n9t ann9ying 9r 6rash like mituna. N9r are they assh9lish like Cr9nus. There is a feeling in my 6l99d pumper whenever they are near. I 6elieve they are carrying a disease-â
âKanny, yo+uâre red fo+r themâ
âA6s9lutely n9t! Red feelings are a6s9lutely pr9hi6ited under any circumstances, even if the pers9n wh9 the red feelings MAY 6e directed at are an a6s9lutely perfect in every wayâ
So he goes to the two stupidest people alive for help, Cronus and mituna. And they both give him the same advice
âConfess you fuckin vwrigglerâ
âY34H D0Nâ7 83 4 FUCK1NG C0W4RDâ
So he does what any normal troll would do.
Avoid you.
Eventually it gets annoying and you absolutely have to tell him about your red feelings for him
âPlease get 9ut 9f my pers9nal space- Wait did y9u just say y9u were red f9r me?â
For the first time since getting told off by dave- this fucking asshole is quiet
Dates planned my Porrim are an absolute must. She and Kanaya make both of your outfits. Itâs mostly holding hands and quietly reading.
Unless itâs not. Sometimes itâs running from kurloz because kankri said something abliest again. But hey, heâs working on it because you said you didnât like when he talked like that to mituna
Heâs trying his best
And hey! Youâre having a good three way day with Cronus.
Itâs mostly him following along because he has no other friends but just let him say itâs a three way date please he needs it
Kankri isnât big on Touching. Behind closed doors or in the open. He will, however, hold your hand and give you small pecks on the cheek.
Short quick kisses on main
Overall, a sweet guy if you get use to him