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CAGYEGFYEHGY CAN YOU WRITE FOR KARKAT OR KANKRI I LOVE KANKRI SM PLEASE ID CRY PLS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE

Kankri Vantas general headcann9ns

Oh boy here we go

You both meet in the dream bubbles, ya know when he’s dead

If you’re a human he’d be very interested to meet you. But if you’re a troll he’d be a bit more annoyed about your presence. So you’re gonna have to try a little bit harder to get his attention

He’s a little problematic as we know, so if you’re human and you’re the first one he sees get prepared for and earful of questions.

“Hell9 human I wanted t9 speak t9 y9u a69ut s9me human f9rmed questi9ns that y9u w9uld 6e a6le t9 answer f9r me. Let me 6eing 6y listing my triggers-“

“Oh hey yeah, sure, ask away”

He’d be a bit flabbergasted if you managed to listen through his entire speech and answer whenever he asks a question.

He mostly observes you from far away.

Now if you’re a troll you may have to try a lot harder to get his attention. Unless you’re a lime blood because if so you WILL get an earful of questions

You might have to listen to all of his speeches and tag your triggers before talking to you before he starts to like you.

Now when he figures out he likes you it’s a wild ride

“P9rrim it has c9me t9 my attenti9n that the human is very attractive, n9t in a red way, h9wever in a general sense 9f the w9rd “attractive”. I d9n’t kn9w what this feeling is. They’re n9t ann9ying 9r 6rash like mituna. N9r are they assh9lish like Cr9nus. There is a feeling in my 6l99d pumper whenever they are near. I 6elieve they are carrying a disease-“

“Kanny, yo+u’re red fo+r them”

“A6s9lutely n9t! Red feelings are a6s9lutely pr9hi6ited under any circumstances, even if the pers9n wh9 the red feelings MAY 6e directed at are an a6s9lutely perfect in every way”

So he goes to the two stupidest people alive for help, Cronus and mituna. And they both give him the same advice

“Confess you fuckin vwriggler”

“Y34H D0N’7 83 4 FUCK1NG C0W4RD”

So he does what any normal troll would do.

Avoid you.

Eventually it gets annoying and you absolutely have to tell him about your red feelings for him

“Please get 9ut 9f my pers9nal space- Wait did y9u just say y9u were red f9r me?”

For the first time since getting told off by dave- this fucking asshole is quiet

Dates planned my Porrim are an absolute must. She and Kanaya make both of your outfits. It’s mostly holding hands and quietly reading.

Unless it’s not. Sometimes it’s running from kurloz because kankri said something abliest again. But hey, he’s working on it because you said you didn’t like when he talked like that to mituna

He’s trying his best

And hey! You’re having a good three way day with Cronus.

It’s mostly him following along because he has no other friends but just let him say it’s a three way date please he needs it

Kankri isn’t big on Touching. Behind closed doors or in the open. He will, however, hold your hand and give you small pecks on the cheek.

Short quick kisses on main

Overall, a sweet guy if you get use to him

aradia megid0 general headcann0ns

Your patron troll, the second she saw you in her robot form she felt so red for you

Well, she didn’t know it at the time ha ha Puns

Well, she always talks to you, giving you advice on how to win and how to play. And unlike Vriska and Terezi her advice is less straight forward

Watching you assend to godhood filled her with an unknown sadness, she knew you weren’t actually going to die but watching you Bleed just made her feel so uneasy

One you meet in the astroyed she’s so excited! She’s finally going to meet the person she’s been helping the entire time!

She hugs you and it literally crushes you. Her arms held you so tightly. She made it clear she loved working with you, by giving you a bunch of compliments like

“0h w0w! my dear y0u have such nice skin ribbit”, “i bet y0ur b0nes l00k s0 nice”, “y0u and karkat had the same bl00d c0l0r but i think y0urs is much prettier”

Ya know weird things like that. She means well though. It’s very cute.

Her figuring out her red feelings are very simple. She feels the way she use to feel about sollux, but instead it’s for you. It’s really easy for her to figure out she’s red for you.

To get you to understand she does go back in time to get you things from Earth

Things that you thought you’d lost a long time ago, it was actually her taking it from your past and giving it to you in the present, like your favorite stuffed animal

Her rust blush never really leaving her face, how her eyes were always on you. It clues you in, but once she fully knew that’s you knew she liked you

She decided it was time to confess, and so she did that. She confessed with dead flowers and bones. I don’t know what else you expected

Your dates are usually spent collecting things. Shiny things, bones, dead things, etc. but sometimes, on RARE occasion you’ll both go back in time and spend the day in Earth. It’s so sad and loving. It’s usually at night when you can spend the night in your old house

She usually likes to play harmless pranks on everyone else, you and her mostly do them together but sometimes she does them on you.

Her cuddles are usually her forcing you into her recuperacoon and cuddling with you, unless you don’t like physically contact or it makes you uncomfortable. She’ll just hold your hand and give you small squeezes.

Her kisses are usually quick and loving. Sometimes, when it’s one of those rare days, she gives you long drawn out kisses.

hey thanks for doing my vriska request! can I get sleepover party with Dave? thanks!

Sorry it took me a little while. I was trying to recover from crying my eyes out to my boyfriend. 😳😳 also if you wanted this to be fanfic style please just request again

Dave Strider sleepover headcannons

Dave will not let you sleep. Do not expect sleep. You will be disappointed

He loves to wake you up just as you’re about to fall asleep. Just like any shitty friend would.

He’s so excited to have you over. He’s literally jumping in glee, privately no one can see how excited he is

Once you’re actually there. He asks if you’re hungry, if you are he’ll ask if you want to make dinner with him. If not he’ll ask if you want to watch a movie

The movie is the Lorax I dunno what you expected, the raps are fire. He’ll bring you into a cuddle fort and well, cuddle you. Don’t tell anyone though he needs to keep up his cool kid facade

He gives you some of his apple juice as he tells you some stupid fart joke as the movie ends. After that he’ll go out of a second and get some more snacks and anything to make music with.

He starts to rap for you. It’s fun and sweet to see him defenseless. Oh did I mention he has his shades off? Well he does. He trusts you that much

Expect Minecraft, and if you beat him or kill him (I’d you’re not playing in a public server) expect a fight you can’t win. A pillow fight.

You guys stay up all night. Mostly talking about stupid shit like farts. You both eventually fall asleep.

Sleeping till noon mf.

When you wake up. He’s cuddling you. One of his best friends. If you can, just fall back asleep and hug back

FUCK IT. ANOTHER REQUEST 😈 I’m starving for kankri content rn so maybe yandere kankri headcanons? pls and thank!

👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁, this is my first yandere thing man

Yandere Kankri Vantas headcann9ns

BOY HOWDY YALL MAKIN ME REAL BLUSHY TODAY 😳😳

Kankri is a simple man- er- troll. He expects nothing but is still let down by his. S t u p I d friends.

But then, you appear. Just someone regular. No popping features. But that drew him towards you. You didn’t try. You were perfect just by being yourself. When he finally came up to you he was so nervous, he expected you to be annoying and brash like his so called friends.

And no, he wasn’t nervous because he was “shy” he was nervous because you were perfect. He wasn’t nervous because of you, he was nervous for you. He wanted you to be perfect. And you were.

He came up to you, ready with a long and friendly introduction. When you turned to him, he almost froze. You smiled at him. You smiled. He knew that you were perfect from that day on. But when you spoke. It was absolutely perfect. Time froze. All he heard was your voice. It’s all he wanted to hear

“Hey!” You extended you hand out to him, “oh wait! Porrim said you’re kankri right, let me list my triggers”

Y-you knew who he was? Because if Porrim? You cared about his triggers? You cared about how he would have felt if you would have touched his hand without permission?

“Yes, I am kankri. Thank y9u f9r listing y9ur triggers. I’m glad t9 kn9w that at least s9me9ne has respect f9r 9thers. Let me 6egin my saying my triggers”

By the time he was finished he expected you to be zoned out or ignoring him; he turned back to see you in, complete focus, nodding along.

That’s it, he’s gone over the edge. In your first conversation you had already managed to wrap him around your finger.

Let me tell you something, when kankri falls, he falls hard. Every moment of the day is spent with you. Being your personal space, starring at you, and when (gog forbid) he’s busy? He’s wanting you. Watching you. Where? Where is he watching? Oh I’m sorry dear, I cann9t say

He’s always watching. Making sure no one. And I mean no one, is even looking at you the wrong way. He has thousands upon thousands of pictures of you.

He’s just so red for you! So.. so... in love. Oh gog he’s in love with you.

Im in love with them, Im in l9ve with them, Im in l9ve with them, Im in l9ve with them, Im in l9ve with them

Oh it felt so good to just hear himself mutter it. Oh- Wait what’s that... there’s... someone else... talking to you.

N9, n9, n9 that w9n’t d9 at all. My red l9ve. My mate. Please d9n’t speak t9 them. Please please please please PLEASE G9G FUCK

That’s it. He’s gone. He wanted you. He craved you. No one else could have you. Especially not the person you were speaking too. They won’t do at all. Please forgive him. Please?

Kankri, hated violence, really any confederation at all. But the feeling, of thick blood on his hands just felt amazing. It felt so good knowing it was for you. He’d kill thousands more just for you. As long as you’d love him.

He washes the blood.

He puts on a fresh clothes.

He smiles.

He walks to his husktop and opens trollion.

He invites you to dinner.

He has prepared the bloody dinner.

He smiles as he hears the doorbell ring.

Ah yes, they’re here. And dinners already done. Perfect

The door opens to reveal you, with your patient smile.

He opened the door.

The second you walked in the stench of copper filled your lugs, “kankri? What is that...?”

“N9thing t9 w9rry a69ut.... N9thing at all.”

“Kankri? I feel a bit lightheaded. Could you get me some water”

Then it all went black.

He keeps you chained to a wall. Grotesque, I know. He’s always touching you. Being around you. Forcing you to kiss him. To hold him. Please red love. It’s all he wants. He sits on your lap most of the time. Cooing and fondaling over you.

If His silver tongue manages to convince you to love him well there’s no problem! You will die together! You’re going to be togther forever. He’ll never get tired of you. He’ll eventually let you out and walk around. But he always and I mean always. Makes sure to rub his sweat glands into you. You need to smell like mutant scum. Just like him.

If not well, enjoy the long run. He’s not a patient Troll. He wants you. You are his. You want him just as much. You need him like the air you need to breath. He is your life. Just like you are his. But sweetheart, don’t think you’re in the clear. He will burn you, cut you, bruise you, anything to make sure you get it. He will punish you until you understand, he’s carved his name into your very flesh. Don’t worry red love

He loves you. 

Heyhey! i just wanna ask if u can do some zebruh headcanons? (if ur comfortable with it bc I know some people don’t like him) and ur writing is rlly good, keep up da good work bro! :)

I FUCKING LOVE ZEBRUH HES LITERALLY MY FAVORITE HIVESWAP CHARACTER OH MY

❤️Zebruh Codakk general headcannons❤️

So you’ve landed on alternia with your good friend MSPA reader

They basically went around and befriended a bunch of weirdos, assholes, and best of all pains in the ass.

So after becoming friends with one of the COOLEST people you’ve never met, *cough cough* polypa

You ran into the BIGGEST FUCKING ASSHOLE Zebruh Codakk, or should I say PAIN IN THE ASS

He was so fucking annoying, at least, to you. reader was obviously uncomfortable with him but they weren’t going to say anything. They were too nice.

He kept saying weird things with emojis to them, he barely paid attention to you. He didn’t even look at you. So you just ignored him.

Eventually he and reader became friends, with both of you walking away. He eventually began to run into you even when reader wasn’t there.

He actually turned out to be pretty aright. He had funny jokes and whenever he “flirted” with you, you could just laugh it off

He found you very very interesting.

He loving being around you and talking to you because he couldn’t believe he found someone who could stand him.

And as your friendship one month anniversary, you got him marvus’ signature cause like, who doesn’t want that?

He eventually being to feel very red for you, resulting in him avoiding you and ignored whenever you called

His Lusus and you found this very annoying.

His Lusus cause he had to hear zebruh cry every night and complain about how “♠️they’d never be red for me♠️”

And you well because you thought he hated you.

You ended up doing was marching over to his house- HIVE and having zebra dad open the door

You demand he tell you why he was ignoring you and I quote,

“♠️well isn’t it obvious! You don’t return my red feelings! So I had to make sure I wouldn’t catch anymore!♠️”

*faceplam*

“Zebruh I’m red for you too-“

“♥️REALLY?!♥️”

You get tackled and kisses all over your face.

His Lusus is just glad he finally got off his ass

They man loves to help you with EVERYTHING. You have literally moved into his house, reader didn’t want to because of friendship confidentiality

He loves being around you 24/7

He does give you space though, he’s considerate of you and your h u m an needs

His kisses are so long and passionately. He loves kisses I’m sorry to tell you.

HE LOVES IT WHEN YOU PLAY WITH HIS HAIR JUST LIKE ♥️👄♥️ THATS HOW HE LOOKS AT YOU

His dates are like sTUPID expense with tons of gifts

He has toned down his flirting with other people, simply, because they’re not you. He wants to be with you for as long as you’ll have him. He really does love you.