Sooo Uhhh Cuddling Headcanons With Vriska Or Jade,, Aha :B

sooo uhhh cuddling headcanons with Vriska or Jade,, aha :B

Am I in love with Vriska? Yes. Do I hate her? Still yes. Will I write this? Absolutely.

Sorry it’s short

Vriska Serket cuddling headcannons

Vriska is a fucking attention whore, lemme tell you.

One minute she’s pushed you into a wall because “You’re sooo8oooo gross! >::::(“ and the next she’s running up to you at full force because “You weren’t giving m8 en8ugh attention!”

Most of the time she’s going to grab you from behind with her robo arm. She knows you won’t struggle because you already tried and have cut your stomach. And you wouldn’t want to get permanently damaged ;;;;)

She usually grabs you and force you into her recuperacoon. Cause We all know any normal human wouldn’t want to go into that. She’ll hold you tightly as if you’d disappear if she eased up a little bit. And if you return her affections, you might just hear her purr

But on very rare days. She’ll come up to you. Grab your hand and silently walk to her room. On those days, please, please, please just hold her.

Whenever you come up to HER for cuddles oh my god. She’s horns over heals for you. She’ll hold onto you like there’s no tomorrow. She wants to be close to you. As close as physical possible

She’ll rub her sweat glands on you so make you smell like her. She’ll whisper stupid shit to you. She lets you wear her clothes. Anything for you.

Most of the time cuddling leads to

1) you or her venting

2) her falling asleep

3) or you falling asleep and shes getting up to make you food

There’s no in between

Unless on those sad days

CAGYEGFYEHGY CAN YOU WRITE FOR KARKAT OR KANKRI I LOVE KANKRI SM PLEASE ID CRY PLS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE

Kankri Vantas general headcann9ns

Oh boy here we go

You both meet in the dream bubbles, ya know when he’s dead

If you’re a human he’d be very interested to meet you. But if you’re a troll he’d be a bit more annoyed about your presence. So you’re gonna have to try a little bit harder to get his attention

He’s a little problematic as we know, so if you’re human and you’re the first one he sees get prepared for and earful of questions.

“Hell9 human I wanted t9 speak t9 y9u a69ut s9me human f9rmed questi9ns that y9u w9uld 6e a6le t9 answer f9r me. Let me 6eing 6y listing my triggers-“

“Oh hey yeah, sure, ask away”

He’d be a bit flabbergasted if you managed to listen through his entire speech and answer whenever he asks a question.

He mostly observes you from far away.

Now if you’re a troll you may have to try a lot harder to get his attention. Unless you’re a lime blood because if so you WILL get an earful of questions

You might have to listen to all of his speeches and tag your triggers before talking to you before he starts to like you.

Now when he figures out he likes you it’s a wild ride

“P9rrim it has c9me t9 my attenti9n that the human is very attractive, n9t in a red way, h9wever in a general sense 9f the w9rd “attractive”. I d9n’t kn9w what this feeling is. They’re n9t ann9ying 9r 6rash like mituna. N9r are they assh9lish like Cr9nus. There is a feeling in my 6l99d pumper whenever they are near. I 6elieve they are carrying a disease-“

“Kanny, yo+u’re red fo+r them”

“A6s9lutely n9t! Red feelings are a6s9lutely pr9hi6ited under any circumstances, even if the pers9n wh9 the red feelings MAY 6e directed at are an a6s9lutely perfect in every way”

So he goes to the two stupidest people alive for help, Cronus and mituna. And they both give him the same advice

“Confess you fuckin vwriggler”

“Y34H D0N’7 83 4 FUCK1NG C0W4RD”

So he does what any normal troll would do.

Avoid you.

Eventually it gets annoying and you absolutely have to tell him about your red feelings for him

“Please get 9ut 9f my pers9nal space- Wait did y9u just say y9u were red f9r me?”

For the first time since getting told off by dave- this fucking asshole is quiet

Dates planned my Porrim are an absolute must. She and Kanaya make both of your outfits. It’s mostly holding hands and quietly reading.

Unless it’s not. Sometimes it’s running from kurloz because kankri said something abliest again. But hey, he’s working on it because you said you didn’t like when he talked like that to mituna

He’s trying his best

And hey! You’re having a good three way day with Cronus.

It’s mostly him following along because he has no other friends but just let him say it’s a three way date please he needs it

Kankri isn’t big on Touching. Behind closed doors or in the open. He will, however, hold your hand and give you small pecks on the cheek.

Short quick kisses on main

Overall, a sweet guy if you get use to him

Heyhey! i just wanna ask if u can do some zebruh headcanons? (if ur comfortable with it bc I know some people don’t like him) and ur writing is rlly good, keep up da good work bro! :)

I FUCKING LOVE ZEBRUH HES LITERALLY MY FAVORITE HIVESWAP CHARACTER OH MY

❤️Zebruh Codakk general headcannons❤️

So you’ve landed on alternia with your good friend MSPA reader

They basically went around and befriended a bunch of weirdos, assholes, and best of all pains in the ass.

So after becoming friends with one of the COOLEST people you’ve never met, *cough cough* polypa

You ran into the BIGGEST FUCKING ASSHOLE Zebruh Codakk, or should I say PAIN IN THE ASS

He was so fucking annoying, at least, to you. reader was obviously uncomfortable with him but they weren’t going to say anything. They were too nice.

He kept saying weird things with emojis to them, he barely paid attention to you. He didn’t even look at you. So you just ignored him.

Eventually he and reader became friends, with both of you walking away. He eventually began to run into you even when reader wasn’t there.

He actually turned out to be pretty aright. He had funny jokes and whenever he “flirted” with you, you could just laugh it off

He found you very very interesting.

He loving being around you and talking to you because he couldn’t believe he found someone who could stand him.

And as your friendship one month anniversary, you got him marvus’ signature cause like, who doesn’t want that?

He eventually being to feel very red for you, resulting in him avoiding you and ignored whenever you called

His Lusus and you found this very annoying.

His Lusus cause he had to hear zebruh cry every night and complain about how “♠️they’d never be red for me♠️”

And you well because you thought he hated you.

You ended up doing was marching over to his house- HIVE and having zebra dad open the door

You demand he tell you why he was ignoring you and I quote,

“♠️well isn’t it obvious! You don’t return my red feelings! So I had to make sure I wouldn’t catch anymore!♠️”

*faceplam*

“Zebruh I’m red for you too-“

“♥️REALLY?!♥️”

You get tackled and kisses all over your face.

His Lusus is just glad he finally got off his ass

They man loves to help you with EVERYTHING. You have literally moved into his house, reader didn’t want to because of friendship confidentiality

He loves being around you 24/7

He does give you space though, he’s considerate of you and your h u m an needs

His kisses are so long and passionately. He loves kisses I’m sorry to tell you.

HE LOVES IT WHEN YOU PLAY WITH HIS HAIR JUST LIKE ♥️👄♥️ THATS HOW HE LOOKS AT YOU

His dates are like sTUPID expense with tons of gifts

He has toned down his flirting with other people, simply, because they’re not you. He wants to be with you for as long as you’ll have him. He really does love you.

Eridan Ampora general headcannons

Bitch, oh no

Now for him it doesn’t matter if your a troll or human. He’s still annoyed by your presence as he is by everyones

He watches you though, through the monitors. He watches how smart you are, how smart you are unlike that witch, how you use science and facts instead of magic

He finds it interesting how you’re still willing to listen to everyone else talk about their magic, even if you yourself can’t use it.

He only decides to become your patron troll AFTER you’re already balls deep in your adventure

He’s actually very calm to you like he’s not to LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE. He actually likes talking to you and bring up being moirails

You don’t know what that means so of course you ask karkat, and tells you to say no to eridan but like, who the fuck listens to karkat? Not you that’s for sure

So you say yes and he’s so excited. It’s shocking to everyone when they see him glubbing and his flippers flapping in happiness

Kanaya has to make sure he’s not having a stroke

He soon finds out he’s red for you with some help from gam, their conversation went something like

“BrO mOtHeR fUcKiN rEaLx, ThEyRe NoT eVeN yOuR mAtEsPrItE yEt”

“Wwell I nevver! They’re not my matesprite!”

“BuT yOu WaNt ThEm ToO bE, iTs In YoUre MotHeRfUckIn EyEs”

“Wwell-“

“ShHhHhH bRoThEr ReAlX, tHeYlL sAy yEs”

“I’m goin now!-“

“mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS”

(Sorry I didn’t have any other colors, all other purple will be eridan)

Well let’s do a bit of angst, he ends up getting chopped chopped by Kanaya as he bleeds out he only thinks one thing

“Sorry... I really couldn’t meet you could I? I really am a screww up, aren’t I?”

END OF ANGST

When you end up meeting on the astroyed he’s so ecstatic! He’s pacing and waiting patiently. No one can stop him from glubbing happily.

When he finally sees you he’s stunned, so of course, you had to run up and tackle hug him. Like moirails do, ya know.

He later has to man up and pull you aside, and of course ask you to be his matesprite. You, again, don’t know what that means cause like. WHO LISTENS TO KARKAT??

So you tell eridan to wait for a hot second as you run off, of course he’s defeated and starts to walk away as you literally TACKLE HIM and say yes

Karkat is annoyed that you keep bothering him with your stupid questions on quadrants, but he’s happy that eridans happy. The guys been moody and sad for a while, it’s good to see the guy happy

He loves shoving his relationship is solluxander’s face. He literally carries to and laughs at sollux as he runs off

Most dates are spent sitting around in eridans “room” and just like, sitting. Talking, mostly about how you miss your planets. You both made empty promises to show eachother your planets.

You need to help this guy with his self esteem issues. He’s Lusus failed to teach him any better.

He’s also really clingy, but just say the word and he’ll get off of you. He just loves being around you. He never really had anyone to be his and who loves him

Plz hug him bb

His kisses are quick and passionate! He comes up to you and takes up ten seconds of your time with a kiss

Bro I love your writing!! Could u do some cirava relationship hcs? 👉👈 I love them,, have a good day! 💖💕

I LOVE THEM TOO SAME PRONOUNS GANG WHY IS THERE SO YELLOW COLOR, sorry it’s so short too. ( ´_ゝ`)

Cirava Hermod general headcannons

This thembo is one chaotic mess. We’ll start with the same thing as zebruh. You’re readers friend, well should I say human friend. You snuck on board with them and you both just stayed there until you crashed.

You were both healing up alright, until you met cirava. Holy shit, this troll was so perfect. Just the way they talked was so cool. They were so laid back.

You all got high togther, eventually. Reader left, but cirava asked YOU of all people to stay.

They’re very sweet to you. When you finally had to leave, they were super sad. Which was weird for them.

“Hey Bro, why are you leaving?”

You have to comfort them to make sure they’re alright. You have tell them that you’ll come back to visit them. They begrudgingly let you go because they didnt want to seem possessive. Thatd be fuckin lame

They realized they liked you that day. You were so kind and gentle. No one had ever treated them that way. They felt so loved for the first time. They knew they had to have you in any red or pale quadrant. You were so perfect for them

Once you left they didn’t complain again. It’s alright. They can just invite you to hang out, after all, cirava is a cool mOtHeRfUcKeR

One time you’re walking around after ya know, running around and pulling pranks on high bloods with folykl and kuprum.

You walk to you and readers home- Hive by yourself with a huge smile. folykl and kuprum are warming up to youuuuuu ;)

You skipped back to your hive and then you immediately froze when you saw them, cirava. You walked over to them with a smile.

They immediately ran over and hugged you. You smiled and they immediately started blurting things that you didn’t understand and flush crushes and matesprites.

You didn’t understand so they carried you back to their hive and just began to explain what they wanted to do

“Yeah, you’re like super cool for a alien. So I thought we could be matesprites and you could like kiss me and-“ takes hit from worm “-we could totally be together and shit.”

They ended up getting high and the night ended with them falling asleep on your lap and you rubbing their head

They told all of their fans about you and again, just like zebruh, you moved in with them. But they aren’t controlling and kept you at home all the time. They were learning how to trust again

They knew You just love hanging out with your friends. One time you invited marvus and chixie. They’re all bro’s now. Marvus managed to clear Ciarvas name, and get them some money to fix up their hive. What a nice mOtHeR fUcKeR

Your dates are mostly you both getting high, probably at some point filling buckets while high. Idk man you were both high as balls.

They’re mostly very very scared to touch and get close. You have to be there for them. You have to hold their hand and make sure you don’t over step their boundaries

Eventually once they feel comfortable with you, they’ll initiate the touching and hugs. They’re very loving and love hugs once they’re use to it. 

Dirk x Anxious!Supportive!Reader x Jake

💚 God, Jake is so happy!! He's so happy you love him back - and Dirk, too, heh - but mostly him!!! He's so glad that you're so supportive and understanding, and even encouraging of his behavior towards you! And it's such a relief to not have to do something drastic like kidnap you or anything like that. You really ARE perfect!

🧡 Dirk was happy too, don't get him wrong - ecstatic, actually, borderline euphoric - but unlike Jake, he felt more… Guilty. He loved you so much, and felt horrible about taking advantage of you like this. It broke his heart. But his need for you to be all his (and Jake's) was far more overpowering than his moral quandaries.

💚 They're more than willing to stay inside with you - all day, every day, FOREVER!!! - just curled up together on the couch or bed, with you smushed between them. Jake is more vocal during this, running his fingers through your hair and telling you how much he loves you and complimenting you, waxing poetic about your love. Dirk, however, is much more quiet. When he's holding you, snuggled into your side, and breathing in you scent, that is his own personal heaven. It's perfect. You're perfect.

🧡 If someone comes looking around, asking where you are, Dirk will most likely be the one to confront them. It'll be casual, and if they ask him if he knows where you are, he'll deny it. He doesn't know why he needs to lie. Neither him nor Jake kidnapped you - you came to them of your own free will. But… he doesn't want anyone trying to see you but him or Jake. You're theirs… Plus, he doesn't want anyone getting hurt because of him, because Jake isn't as much of a pacifist as Dirk.

💚 If Jake sees that this person is still looking around for you, he won't hesitate to disappear into the night and come back bathed in blood. A body, almost completely filled with bullets and dotted with bullet holes will be found the next day. It feels so good to Jake to kill for you!!

🧡 Also, these boys have been isolated for most of their lives, so don't expect to get even a second alone. And they're both just as clingy and anxious, so they understand how you feel! If you ever get upset or anxious, please vent to them! They want to help and love you so much! All they want is for you to feel loved and happy!