Your dumb as a rock, sick as shit, hot as fuck, hillbilly ass punk highschool dropout with nothing interesting about them besides shaking their cane at the moon and taking pictures of their cat. Piss fast, shit hard 🤘🔥🔥
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Yikes-ajax - Yeeters Gonna Haw - Tumblr Blog
Absolute bullshit headcanon: like how Caleb often says ja instead of yes, essek does similar. According to Eilistraee common to drow, one variant of yes in undercommon is xas (the other being siyo, which I'm assuming is likely just proper and casual variations like yes vs yeah in English, idfk), which similarly to ja, sounds close enough to yeah or yes to easily just blend into common. So with that said, essek would 100% say yas (xas) queen.
Exactly
Scenario: Accidentally kicked my cat
Cat 1: !! You KICK me?! For shame, for shame! You foolish, lowly MORTAL, do you know what dishonor you bring upon your BLOODLINE? Three hundred years of cold isolation for you! I leave you in your sin to wallow, as you have BETRAYED me like the nature of man I had hoped you were above! Nay, I see now, you were never a benevolent god or vessel of divinity, you are a SNAKE! A SNAKE I say! Rest alone, cold and sorrowful for yourself, may the misplaced pity you fraught with bury you!
Cat 2: bro I ain't fuckin moving lol
She has a friend :)
IT'S MEEKA'S 3RD BIRTHDAY!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL CAT!!!!!
Scenario: Accidentally kicked my cat
Cat 1: !! You KICK me?! For shame, for shame! You foolish, lowly MORTAL, do you know what dishonor you bring upon your BLOODLINE? Three hundred years of cold isolation for you! I leave you in your sin to wallow, as you have BETRAYED me like the nature of man I had hoped you were above! Nay, I see now, you were never a benevolent god or vessel of divinity, you are a SNAKE! A SNAKE I say! Rest alone, cold and sorrowful for yourself, may the misplaced pity you're fraught with bury you!
Cat 2: bro I ain't fuckin moving lol
Lots of yawns tonight 🥱
She's mad my dog is in my bed
Thang compilation bc you know I am obsessed with her and it is her birthday
Im gonna marry her probably
Friend: *sends pic showing their cleavage*
My gay ass: Cough- do you cough- do you like- ahem- dragons?
Wh.. What if we... .....kissed 👉👈 jk haha....... Unless 🤨🤨🤨
Shh! She's sleeping!
HELP 😭😭😭
Friend: *sends pic showing their cleavage*
My gay ass: Cough- do you cough- do you like- ahem- dragons?
I'm telling y'all I'm HOPELESS
Friend: *sends pic showing their cleavage*
My gay ass: Cough- do you cough- do you like- ahem- dragons?
Friend: *sends pic showing their cleavage*
My gay ass: Cough- do you cough- do you like- ahem- dragons?
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P...... Party rrocker in the house tonihhgt