Imma Be Real With You Guys, I Think Lloyd Is Gonna Be A Great Father When He Has A Kid One Day.

Imma be real with you guys, I think Lloyd is gonna be a great father when he has a kid one day.

He'd be one of those parents who hover over their children, constantly telling them how much he loves them and that no matter what he's always gonna be by their side. You know, because trauma!

He's in a constant fear that he's gonna be like his father one day; That he's gonna leave his kid to fend for themself in a world that's out to get them.

This fear keeps growing and eventually spills over when his kid accidentally hurts themself.

He finally takes the cue to go and actually fucking talk with someone about his emotions and to talk to his teammates.

Oh, and he would also give candy to his kid. Because he would, don't fight me on this.

(Also, Kai tears up every time he sees Lloyd and his kid because this is the man HE raised, the little gremlin who was stealing candy yesterday. Nya is patting his brother on the back and wiping a tear in the corner of her eye. Jay is full-on sobbing every time he holds Lloyd's kid, Cole is standing behind him, watching him like a hawk so Jay doesn't accidentally drop the poor baby. (He and Kai have battled over who is the best uncle. (Spoiler: it's Zane. )) And Zane is shaking his head and making food for everyone.)

Neptune [in human form] has scarlet-red graceful silky curls up to the middle of her back [they are so bright that they look like ruby - rich blood-red and shining].

Now imagine him looking at his beautiful son [shut up Poseidon, he's mine!] and thinks he would look even more gorgeous with his features - a couple of minutes of reflection…

The next morning, Percy woke up red-haired with longer hair and teeth that were too sharp. As a nice bonus, - scales shining with a delicate blue shade on the lower back, elbows and collarbones with shoulders.

This is GENIUS.

OK, but imagine

Whenever He crosses the Roman boundaries, he starts resembling Neptune, his hair changing and growing teeth and scales. (Which needs water too, mind you! Or else they'll become dry and itchy! And Neptune takes it as a sign to kidnap, ehem, express adopt his son to his relam.)

Poseidon is NOT pleased. Amphitrite has to restrain his husband from tearing himself apart trying to fuck up Neptune.

I also think that Neptune's eyes are more of a darker blue than sea green. Like the dark oceans of the arctic. Cold and icy.

So Percy's eyes also change between them.

Oh my days this is beautiful 🥹

Also, him just picking up his kids and holding them up to his subjects like a cat saying "look at this! It's mine :D"

I love Neptune and his children! so much, could you give me a bunch of random and chaotic headcans about him and his children?

Here are a few of mine that I came up with inspired/take as a basis by yours:

When he's taking on human form, eyes of Neptune shimmer, flicker and change color, unlike the monophonic eyes of Poseidon - It is usually a deep dark blue like Arctic waters or a light, grayish blue like the white sea. When he is angry, his eyes turn black as the depths of the sea, untouched by humanity. And when he is happy, his eyes take on the color of the ocean blue, bright calm and soft.

Neptune gets along very well with his sister Ceres against the background of their shared almost manic love for their children - Proserpine and all the children of Neptune in general. They will sit drinking nectar and devouring fruits to discuss their children - from the number of endearments and words of love for children, those who are nearby may burst their heads. And they will give themselves up with memories of how their children were small and so damn sweet. Back then, they still accepted their love normally.

Neptune is a helicopter parent, but he also has the traits of an elephant parent, he loves his kids so much. He comforts his children by stroking their heads and whispering gentle words in their ears. Their emotional comfort is really important to him. He also often shows physical affection - cuddling or snuggling, holding hands, kissing on the forehead or cheek, or maybe all together in turn, scratching their backs and massaging their shoulders. He is also a big fan of sleeping together - his presence, the gentle swaying of the wave-like atmosphere and his scent are a combination of jasmine and sea salt, soothing and relaxing for his children. next to him, they can have a wonderful night's sleep without nightmares. He loves skin-to-skin contact.

This are all so cute!

OK here are some of mine:

He likes to carry his children, like a lot. He picks them up as he pleases and just whooshes around showing them things like "look at this one! Isn't it great? :D" and his children are like "???"

He's warmer than the average human, he's like a heated blanket. Sometimes Percy or Tyson plop down next to him and sleep or cuddle bc he's so warm and comfy.

He has a habit of nipping his kids. Oh, you're doing something dangerous? *nom* you're not anymore!

He's very touchy about his kids, especially with other gods. He absolutely despises the lingering power or aura of other Gods on his kids, growling and just yeeting his kids to the nearest body of water to take away anything from other gods. This happens a lot when Percy starts hanging out with Apollo or Hermes.

He has no understanding of human foods. Sometimes he just brings massive amounts of fish and raw meat to his kids to have them eat it. Percy tried telling him he couldn't just eat it raw, but Neptune just shoved it in his mouth. (He found out, that indeed, he could, eat it raw.)

I think Arthur and Lancelot would have been the best couple.

Sue me, I love sad tragic couples.

Like, was having a threesome that hard?

We could have named you guys and Guinevere's ship name polyarmoury.

Poly ARMOURY.

DAMN IT YOU BITCHES.

I like eroupa but I also want to see her get crushed by an asteroid and die.

Both her and Ganymede combined.