I Think Arthur And Lancelot Would Have Been The Best Couple.

I think Arthur and Lancelot would have been the best couple.

Sue me, I love sad tragic couples.

Like, was having a threesome that hard?

We could have named you guys and Guinevere's ship name polyarmoury.

Poly ARMOURY.

DAMN IT YOU BITCHES.

Zaptrap your plethora of emotionally neglected children are waiting for you in the underworld :)

Percy: Alright let's see. Looks like a cinnamon roll but would actually kill you. That's definitely step-mom. Very pretty but if you get on her bad side? Yikes.

Percy: Looks like a cinnamon roll, and actually is a cinnamon roll? Tyson. All the way. He wouldn't hurt a fly.

Percy: Looks like they would kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll? Hmm. Probably dad? Yeah. The number of times I think he's upset and fed up with me but then he hugs me?

Percy: Looks like they would kill you and would actually kill you? Kym.

Everyone:

Zeus: *wheezes* looks like they would kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll? Hahaha.

Poseidon: *glowers* you try expressing emotions around a child previously physically and verbally abused by a father figure!!!

Amphitrite: No need to butter me up Percy, I already set aside your cookies for when you visit.

Tyson: *nodding* I am a nice cyclops!!

Kym: Fuck yeah!! Nice one little brother.

Oh my days this is beautiful 🥹

Also, him just picking up his kids and holding them up to his subjects like a cat saying "look at this! It's mine :D"

I love Neptune and his children! so much, could you give me a bunch of random and chaotic headcans about him and his children?

Here are a few of mine that I came up with inspired/take as a basis by yours:

When he's taking on human form, eyes of Neptune shimmer, flicker and change color, unlike the monophonic eyes of Poseidon - It is usually a deep dark blue like Arctic waters or a light, grayish blue like the white sea. When he is angry, his eyes turn black as the depths of the sea, untouched by humanity. And when he is happy, his eyes take on the color of the ocean blue, bright calm and soft.

Neptune gets along very well with his sister Ceres against the background of their shared almost manic love for their children - Proserpine and all the children of Neptune in general. They will sit drinking nectar and devouring fruits to discuss their children - from the number of endearments and words of love for children, those who are nearby may burst their heads. And they will give themselves up with memories of how their children were small and so damn sweet. Back then, they still accepted their love normally.

Neptune is a helicopter parent, but he also has the traits of an elephant parent, he loves his kids so much. He comforts his children by stroking their heads and whispering gentle words in their ears. Their emotional comfort is really important to him. He also often shows physical affection - cuddling or snuggling, holding hands, kissing on the forehead or cheek, or maybe all together in turn, scratching their backs and massaging their shoulders. He is also a big fan of sleeping together - his presence, the gentle swaying of the wave-like atmosphere and his scent are a combination of jasmine and sea salt, soothing and relaxing for his children. next to him, they can have a wonderful night's sleep without nightmares. He loves skin-to-skin contact.

This are all so cute!

OK here are some of mine:

He likes to carry his children, like a lot. He picks them up as he pleases and just whooshes around showing them things like "look at this one! Isn't it great? :D" and his children are like "???"

He's warmer than the average human, he's like a heated blanket. Sometimes Percy or Tyson plop down next to him and sleep or cuddle bc he's so warm and comfy.

He has a habit of nipping his kids. Oh, you're doing something dangerous? *nom* you're not anymore!

He's very touchy about his kids, especially with other gods. He absolutely despises the lingering power or aura of other Gods on his kids, growling and just yeeting his kids to the nearest body of water to take away anything from other gods. This happens a lot when Percy starts hanging out with Apollo or Hermes.

He has no understanding of human foods. Sometimes he just brings massive amounts of fish and raw meat to his kids to have them eat it. Percy tried telling him he couldn't just eat it raw, but Neptune just shoved it in his mouth. (He found out, that indeed, he could, eat it raw.)

I'm gonna get hate for this.

Chiron is an incompetent fool.

There, I said it.

Because why in the absolute FUCK would you send a 13-year-old to tell a kid (which is under your supervision too btw) that "Oh yeah, your sister is dead" !?

That's not say that this man is also a complete DOORMAT to the gods!

Like bro, you're also one of Krono's kids and are also immortal and train their children, you have to have some agency.

Most gods do care about their children. I'm sure if you alerted them or talked to them, they would have at the very least done something indirectly.

You ignored Percy in favor of Thalia when she got resurrected! Choosing to focus on her instead of being strategic and training them BOTH.

There's also the matter of capture the flag. This man does absolutely nothing to supervise these games. If Percy didn't have water-healing powers, he might have just DIED. There is no consequence to the kid's wrongdoings, Clarisse barely gets a punishment for attacking Percy the way she did.

For someone who has been training heroes for thousands of years, he doesn't seem to do anything AT ALL.

Do you think Adam and eve still loved each other after the whole apple fiasco?

Or they resented each other for something that was neither of their faults.

So they were stuck together in a loveless marriage, forced to bear a resentment that ran deep in their bones and hearts.

They hated themselves and each other. They hated their children, their flesh and blood, simply because they bore the blood of the other.

They would spend their days, miserable and lonely, never truly sad and never truly happy.

They stay away from the one that was made for them.

A marriage of convenience. A love of convenience.

They watched as their son killed his brother. Adam watching as eve would scream and mourn for a child that he and she loved, but detested at the same time.

And oh, how it would hurt to admit that admist all the hate they found love.

Eve died shortly after.

Adam stood beside her, holding her cold hand. A single lone tear ran from his eyes.

He wiped it away, confused of why he was in so much *pain*.

But how would he know, that he loved her, deeper than the wells of youth.

So he sat beside her, and weeped. Hating her for not Hating him.

.....

Seth buried two bodies that day.