5 Year Old Mc - Tumblr Posts

3 years ago

5 year old MC

13 : I've decided to adopt MC.

Lucifer : No.

13 : MC needs an ACTUAL mother.

Lucifer : MC doesn't. And MC has enough fathers that could take the role.

13 : Oh?

13 : You mean 3 chaotic kids, one angry bookworm, one makeup obsessed chick, a giant who would probably eat them and one overworked "single mom"?

Lucifer : Did you just call me an overworked single mom?!

13 : You instantly got that.

13 : Anyway, MC needs an actual mom therefore I'm taking em with me.

Lucifer : As if I'd give MC to you.

Mephisto : *crashes through driveway with a car* HEY, I TOOK THE CHILD, LET'S GO.

Lucifer : ?!!!

MC : *happily sitting in the backseat with Raphael and waving at Lucifer* HI LUCI!

Raphael : ...

Lucifer :

Lucifer : *turns into his demon form*


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