5 Year Old MC

5 year old MC

13 : I've decided to adopt MC.

Lucifer : No.

13 : MC needs an ACTUAL mother.

Lucifer : MC doesn't. And MC has enough fathers that could take the role.

13 : Oh?

13 : You mean 3 chaotic kids, one angry bookworm, one makeup obsessed chick, a giant who would probably eat them and one overworked "single mom"?

Lucifer : Did you just call me an overworked single mom?!

13 : You instantly got that.

13 : Anyway, MC needs an actual mom therefore I'm taking em with me.

Lucifer : As if I'd give MC to you.

Mephisto : *crashes through driveway with a car* HEY, I TOOK THE CHILD, LET'S GO.

Lucifer : ?!!!

MC : *happily sitting in the backseat with Raphael and waving at Lucifer* HI LUCI!

Raphael : ...

Lucifer :

Lucifer : *turns into his demon form*

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Mammon : I made a pact with MC first! Why did ya idiots make a pact with em?!

Levi : I had to

Lucifer : I just did.

Belphegor : *flashback to when he killed MC*

Satan : Because I wanted to. *glares at Lucifer*

Beel : because they're MC

Asmo : Because of their power!!

Mephisto : I got tricked into it.

Michael : I wanted it

Diavolo : I had to do it if I wanted to be closer to them, otherwise I would have had almost no chance to realise my deep feelings for them and confess my love to them, I had to be close to support them through their hardships, I had to be able to protect them if they were ever in danger, therefore they ca—

Barbatos : My lord, that's a whole love confession right now.

Diavolo : I'm practicing... To confess...

Luke (grown) : I just guard MC?

MC : This has nothing to do with why you're all here, Why the heck are you all in my living room?! I understand why Luke is here but what the fuck guys???

Solomon : Weird...

MC :

MC : Where did YOU come from Solomon?!

Raphael : It appears we're all here

The demon king : Pests.

MC : In exchange for a pact with you I immediately give you my soul

Diavolo : *shocked* MC, No-! ! !

Mephisto : Deal. *Makes a pact with MC.*

Mephisto : *about to kill MC and take their soul* Goo-

MC : *gives Mephistopheles candy called ”My soul“* here you go.

Diavolo :

Mephisto :

Mephisto : *trying to process that he just signed his life away pretty much and got tricked*

Diavolo: Ahahah! *Sighs in relief*

Solomon :

Solomon : I'll use that...

Raphael : I don't like you.

MC : That's ok-

Raphael : I'm not finished talking so politely close your mouth.

Raphael : I love you.

MC : Aw..? I love you too

Solomon : or you could just yell "SHUT UP MC" it's less words.

Raphael : If you don't shut up I'm going to pierce you with my spear.

Solomon : Yes that works too.

Raphael : ...

Solomon : ...

Solomon : Wait, that was directed towards me... wasn't it?