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I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.
Ares: What if I accidentally made the mortals hate each other for no reason?
Athena: Surely you can't be serious!
Ares: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
Airshow #1, Shit Selfie
Uploading the pictures from the Airshow I went to today since I had no service
never underestimate the power of an idiot
Very interesting 🤔
Starscream is just a walking reference
He's an airplane in the night sky
And he can be a shooting Star(scream) if you tick him off
6’2”. Not even that tall. Planes are just small?
also if you vote aisle please rb with your height
“Pull up. Pull up”
What it lacks in length it makes up for in angle.
reblog this with things and imagery that frequently show up in your dreams in the tags 💤
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