Call me Witty! ~ ADULT but SFW~ ISTP ~ She/They~ Chaotic Bi™️
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Ares: What If I Accidentally Made The Mortals Hate Each Other For No Reason?
Ares: What if I accidentally made the mortals hate each other for no reason?
Athena: Surely you can't be serious!
Ares: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
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More Posts from Wittyrosebush
Hades: ...So what's it like being married to Hera?
Zeus: Once, I asked her for a water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."
Hades, seeing Persephone for the first time: Oh no
Charon: What is it? What happened?
Hades: I think I just felt an emotion.
Charon, dropping his oar: You've GOT to be kidding me
Jon: FOUR MONTHS-
Tyrion: What's wrong with him?
Daenerys, suppressing laughter: It's nothing, really.
Jon: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT
~Bonus~
Ygrite, shaking her head: You still know nothing, Jon Snow
Hera: So you've known Persephone for 12 hours, what have you discovered?
Hades: People fall in love with her very easily
Hera: ... an example?
Hades, holding back tears: Me